NOT A FRIEND OF JESUS? 0:(

[jesus_thesavior]

Okay, so some of you have expressed your wish to be unfriended.

WHY???

Everyone is a friend of Jesus!

However, if you want to be unfriended, comment below.

Comments

[missanthropy]

I won't bitch and moan about you adding me to your friend's list, so long as you add the following things to your 'interest' list in your profile:

Witches
Witchcraft
Wiccans
Wiccan Porn
Midget Porn
Soot and Poo
Sin Eaters
Seig Heil Fucking Smile
Dingleberry
Michael Jackson

I may have more I'll need you to add, but that will do for now.

[glitterpixie]

I agree, I believe this needs to be added too:

Bukake
Kneeling
Dirty Sanchez
Ralph Nader
Anal rosary beads
Hentai
Lesbians
Drinking blood & mild cannibalism [hey, its fitting to his situaton]
Nazi popes

[jasaniavatar]

Nazi popes?

I didn't know JC had to include his eminence, Eggs Benedict XVI, as an interest.

LOL...

[glitterpixie]

well, its supposedly an upcoming requirement... they were thinking of:

11. Thou shall not disclude thy nazi papal member from'st ye interests inside thy holy journal of live
as an addition to their storybook of neverending dogmatic contraditions... they always have to add something to narrow it down into explicit details of nonsense.

Don't you agree Jesus?

[evil_genius]

ownage!

[popehead]

Micheal Jackson! My hero!

[glitterpixie]

oh like that's a shocker.

[glitterpixie]

LOL

[yellowcard8807]

Soot and poo...like from Salad Fingers?