...mirror, mirror....
...if only i lived on the island of sodor (were there really such a place), i'd annex the island by brutal conquest, strip mining all of its coal and enslaving all those cheeky anthropomorphic trains under my brutal military regime...
...if only we live in a culture with an honoured tradition of promotion by assassination...perhaps it would discourage employers from asking me to train people for positions i evidently am not qualified for myself...
...if only we had evolved into a species that made it perfectly acceptable to kill after mating...i'm mean, the female black widow isn't evil, just highly practical, since she only mates once anyway and arachno-coitis leaves one simply famished, why not just kill and consume the useless lob beside her?
...i've often found myself in a similar predicament...finding oneself simply starving and then all the trouble of searching in the dark for one's shirt and trousers before slipping out quietly to some place of the 24 hour variety instead of just killing and eating the warm body beside you since(realistically)you were never going to talk to them again anyway...
...and maybe that's why i've always had a preference for being the fellator rather than the fellated...it gives one a hint of what it must be like, the sensation of eating someone alive...
...if only we live in a culture with an honoured tradition of promotion by assassination...perhaps it would discourage employers from asking me to train people for positions i evidently am not qualified for myself...
...if only we had evolved into a species that made it perfectly acceptable to kill after mating...i'm mean, the female black widow isn't evil, just highly practical, since she only mates once anyway and arachno-coitis leaves one simply famished, why not just kill and consume the useless lob beside her?
...i've often found myself in a similar predicament...finding oneself simply starving and then all the trouble of searching in the dark for one's shirt and trousers before slipping out quietly to some place of the 24 hour variety instead of just killing and eating the warm body beside you since(realistically)you were never going to talk to them again anyway...
...and maybe that's why i've always had a preference for being the fellator rather than the fellated...it gives one a hint of what it must be like, the sensation of eating someone alive...