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From Joe
1) If a turtle loses its shell, is it naked or homeless?
2) Why is it ok for basketball jocks to slap each other on the ass, but gay when normal people do it?
3) If you could create your own political party, what would be the basic foundation beliefs of said party?
4) If you could change the USA's political system to any other countries current system, would you and why?
5) Why don't women realize they are inferior to us?
1) Both.
2) Because basketball is cool and manly. Slapping someone's ass out of manlyness is cool. It's hard to justify the manlyness in any situation that isn't sport related.
3) I'm pretty happy with the beliefs of Barrak Obama.
a) Free healthcare for all citizens
b) citizenship would be easier to get
c) taxes would be based upon a percentage of your income that would be changed when you make a certain amount of money. The more money you make, the higher the percentage you have to pay. Of course, things would be worked out so the amount you have to pay isn't a significant amount of what you make.
d) Taxes would be as low as possible
e) War would be an absolute last possible choice
f) National security would receieve significantly more funding than the military, would would recieve significantly less than what it does now
g) Diplomacy and compromise would be the most significant world policies, allowing the rest of the world to like us.
h) Education, mostly for the poor, would recieve a durastic income increase.
i) Public universities would be free
j) You would really have the freedom to protest without concern of police brutality
k) police would be subject to the same freedoms and restrictions as everyone else.
l) minor natural drugs (pot, mushrooms, salvia, etc) would be legal, but not manufactured drugs (X, LSD, PCP, etc) nor hardcore natural drugs (cocain, heroin, etc)
There is more, but thats all I can think of for now.
4) Similar to Canada's, probably.
5) Freud had it right when he said that women understnd their penis envy, but rebel against such genetic unjustice. They understand their inferiority, but they don't like it.
1) If a turtle loses its shell, is it naked or homeless?
2) Why is it ok for basketball jocks to slap each other on the ass, but gay when normal people do it?
3) If you could create your own political party, what would be the basic foundation beliefs of said party?
4) If you could change the USA's political system to any other countries current system, would you and why?
5) Why don't women realize they are inferior to us?
1) Both.
2) Because basketball is cool and manly. Slapping someone's ass out of manlyness is cool. It's hard to justify the manlyness in any situation that isn't sport related.
3) I'm pretty happy with the beliefs of Barrak Obama.
a) Free healthcare for all citizens
b) citizenship would be easier to get
c) taxes would be based upon a percentage of your income that would be changed when you make a certain amount of money. The more money you make, the higher the percentage you have to pay. Of course, things would be worked out so the amount you have to pay isn't a significant amount of what you make.
d) Taxes would be as low as possible
e) War would be an absolute last possible choice
f) National security would receieve significantly more funding than the military, would would recieve significantly less than what it does now
g) Diplomacy and compromise would be the most significant world policies, allowing the rest of the world to like us.
h) Education, mostly for the poor, would recieve a durastic income increase.
i) Public universities would be free
j) You would really have the freedom to protest without concern of police brutality
k) police would be subject to the same freedoms and restrictions as everyone else.
l) minor natural drugs (pot, mushrooms, salvia, etc) would be legal, but not manufactured drugs (X, LSD, PCP, etc) nor hardcore natural drugs (cocain, heroin, etc)
There is more, but thats all I can think of for now.
4) Similar to Canada's, probably.
5) Freud had it right when he said that women understnd their penis envy, but rebel against such genetic unjustice. They understand their inferiority, but they don't like it.