One-liner Du Jour

[jesus_h_biscuit]

"If I had a nickle for every Total Top that went home with some of my kids in his ass, I'd be able to pay for all of their abortions."

- old_age

Comments

[djmadadam]

That's disturbingly delicious.

[enhydrasf]

whatever does he mean*?

*as if i am really that naive

[old_age]

"Ooooh, I could just FEEL my face flushin'. I couldn't see it, but I could feel it!" - Shirley Q

[old_age]

I'm gonna need some liquid nitrogen for that burn.

[huggybeardc]

O.M.G. I love it.