I think that if they're going to go to the trouble of having a pope, they should at least have singing try-outs before settling. I heard the current choice this morning on the radio doing the sing-song recitation of the mass. Were this Vatican Idol he would have been voted out.
Who are the judges? The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost?
Son: Wassup, dawg? Man, you were awfully tense. How about chillin' some? Let the audience see you love it.
Holy Ghost: Well, you look fabulous. I mean, that's really pretty, and your hair is so well done. Your voice was just a teensy bit off, and I think you need to work on projecting more. Other than that, not too bad. Meet me in my dressing room after the show?
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I heard the current choice this morning on the radio doing the sing-song recitation of the mass. Were this Vatican Idol he would have been voted out.
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Son: Wassup, dawg? Man, you were awfully tense. How about chillin' some? Let the audience see you love it.
Holy Ghost: Well, you look fabulous. I mean, that's really pretty, and your hair is so well done. Your voice was just a teensy bit off, and I think you need to work on projecting more. Other than that, not too bad. Meet me in my dressing room after the show?
Father: *points at stage left* GO. NOW.
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