OMG, SOMEONE'S WRONG ON THE INTERNETS!!!!

[jesus_h_biscuit]

OMG, you guys. you guys, OMG. VRY SRS BZNS.

Okay. The following transpired on the Facething between a guy I went to school with and myself. It's hilarious right out of the gate, but it gets so much better. Like 'don't be drinking or eating anything when you read this' better.

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[kyburg]

Oh, I love you so. So so much.

[jesus_h_biscuit]

...and I you, sweetness. How you bees, anyway? Been a long time!

[kyburg]

It's been the saga of starting a kid in kindergarten and discovering the separation anxiety we knew existed could bloom into something truly awful. Luckily, I think we're on our way out of the crisis point - but had a rough night last night. Sleep depped - ah, the default setting of the parent.

[princessenoire]

I adore you. So fucking much. So.fucking.much.

[jesus_h_biscuit]

As I do you, baby doll. Isn't it especially amusing when they do all the work for you to make your own point? A certain type comes to mind... I'm thinking another name that begins with the letter "D"... Oh, you know who I'm talking about, right? Bother of the Year?

;-)

[princessenoire]

I may know someone of that description... ;)

[jesus_h_biscuit]

Sadly, yes you do. But hey, you got one of the most amazing things ever out of it, so there's always that!

[tinywarrior]

Hahahaha!!! This demonstrates perfectly one of the things I love the most about you! You are tough in all the right places and ways! : )

xoxoxox

[jesus_h_biscuit]

Funnily enough, Cate - I thought about you when I decided to cap the first comment, because I figured it's what you'd have done. ;-)

[ferrell]

Of all the days to be without popcorn in my apartment...

[jesus_h_biscuit]

Did you lol?

[ferrell]

I may have lost it just a little bit when I got to the PM ;)

[jesus_h_biscuit]

That was the part where I almost lost bladder control.

[xanath]

Please, please, go find this douchebag when you're home and give him the ass-kicking he deserves. And have D film it. If ever any fighting event deserved my epic scampi, with your choice of lemon mousse cake or crispy fudge for dessert, this would be it.

[jesus_h_biscuit]

Life has already kicked this guys ass in a lot of ways, to be fair. I have no interest in pursuing this further, I simply documented it because I thought it was what he deserved. I am not the type to throw the first punch, but if it comes down to it, and someone throws it at me, I have NO kill switch. They either learn or they don't, and if they don't want to learn anything, it's pretty much done.

I do want those eats, though!

[xanath]

::hugs::

Well, I've promised my niece and nephew I'd come back to Phoenix for Christmas. I'll make this and bring it over, since I never kept my promise to see you once you moved to Tempe.