holy fucking shit

[jesus_emo_fish]

god damn i never ever use this

im just gonna put random ass shit on here:

i have a green fork, its more gangsta than you

i also have a black knife and it fucked your mom

the kid i'm babysitting just fucked my beach ball while chanting OI!

she also started rubbing my foot and sang to my hooker shoe

and that girl on braceface.....her dad is hot for a mother fucking cartoon

i'm a flagpole

my arms are braches for i am the tree of knowledge......now feed me children!

when i was 9 i had hair like robert smith from the cure

.....i was the shit and didnt know it

clowns are scary....but when you put the make-up on, you're scary, then everything is alll goood

the chick on the top of my sister's cheerleading trophey looks like a man

......i think its a man in a litle girl's cheerleading outfit, the fucking sicko

you know what's an awesome word?

EGG