Look who's back in the sack! Whew!
YAY I'm back! Hi everybody, how've you all been? I've been great lately. Since I didn't have a Live Journal to post in, I decided to make the most of my time. I actually went out and helped people, cured diseases, started new ones, cancelled shitty primetime survival-of-the-fittest-series, and granted random jerks with the glory of down syndrome. (Psst: Just so you know, the down syndrome spell casting sometimes didn't take full effect on some people, so if you or one of your friends/loved ones' eyes start to droop and you notice a little drool, or have tendancies to reach into the pants a little more than Al Bundy...well you can probably guess what's going on. In these cases, it's only temporary.)
Being away from my computer reminded me of how nice it was to have a life! I went biking in the park, grocery shopping, camping, swimming, going to the animal shelter to bless all the doomed fine furry little folk there, and washing my hands. I also learned how to cook some good shit, like lasagna, so be on the lookout for an upcoming dinner party at J.C.'s!
Now I know what all of you are wondering. "What happened Jesus?" "Why was your journal suspended Jesus?" "I missed you Jesus!" "Jesus, where the hell is my other sock?!". No, it was nothing like some geek turning me in for abusiveness on my journal, and it wasn't the_devil's doing (although he'd LOVE to take credit for it, the greedy swine), and it wasn't anything to do with entity impersonation (how can I impersonate myself?). What actually happened was so silly, something so teeny which slipped through, that I kind of don't want to talk about it. if you really want to waste your time and learn about it, just email me. The address should be on my profile.
Sorry folks...I just promised myself that I wouldn't discuss it on here. I mean, hey, SOME things gotta remain private, right?
Well, I'm out! I've been doing a ton of spring cleaning (again, since I had no journal to waste my time on!) and I want to get some of this stuff finished. Anybody wanna do some laundry for me? It's mostly whites.
Being away from my computer reminded me of how nice it was to have a life! I went biking in the park, grocery shopping, camping, swimming, going to the animal shelter to bless all the doomed fine furry little folk there, and washing my hands. I also learned how to cook some good shit, like lasagna, so be on the lookout for an upcoming dinner party at J.C.'s!
Now I know what all of you are wondering. "What happened Jesus?" "Why was your journal suspended Jesus?" "I missed you Jesus!" "Jesus, where the hell is my other sock?!". No, it was nothing like some geek turning me in for abusiveness on my journal, and it wasn't the_devil's doing (although he'd LOVE to take credit for it, the greedy swine), and it wasn't anything to do with entity impersonation (how can I impersonate myself?). What actually happened was so silly, something so teeny which slipped through, that I kind of don't want to talk about it. if you really want to waste your time and learn about it, just email me. The address should be on my profile.
Sorry folks...I just promised myself that I wouldn't discuss it on here. I mean, hey, SOME things gotta remain private, right?
Well, I'm out! I've been doing a ton of spring cleaning (again, since I had no journal to waste my time on!) and I want to get some of this stuff finished. Anybody wanna do some laundry for me? It's mostly whites.