Do ya wanna party?! It's party tiiiiiiiiiiiiime!!
Hey guys! I'm chillin' at my homie Moses' place right now. Everyone's going mad crazy, there's hot gals, and of course, I'm making sure the wine, loaves, and fish stay plentiful. We're watching Full Metal Jacket...kind of. I just like the part where the fat guy shoots himself in the mouth. Whoo! What a rush!
Geez...I've been making so many friends, and getting so many comments lately, it's really boosting my ego! It makes me feel worthy, like I'm a real person! Because that's how I'm judged - by the amount of comments I get on my Live Journal, how many times I have photos of me taken while flipping the bird, and how many pairs of ugly boots I have! Am I gothic yet?
Well damn man. I should get going, and pay more attention to this party. I got this hot fly chick sweatin' my balls! Fo Sheezy! I need to take my computer with me though. Damn, I'm going to have to invest in a laptop sometime in the near future. Hey, any of you work in a place like Best Buy or Office Depot? I could really use a discount right about now, if you know what I mean. In return, I'll give you a little taste of eternal peace. How does that shit sound? Shweeeet!
...let's just hope Fake Jesus doesn't show up :|
Geez...I've been making so many friends, and getting so many comments lately, it's really boosting my ego! It makes me feel worthy, like I'm a real person! Because that's how I'm judged - by the amount of comments I get on my Live Journal, how many times I have photos of me taken while flipping the bird, and how many pairs of ugly boots I have! Am I gothic yet?
Well damn man. I should get going, and pay more attention to this party. I got this hot fly chick sweatin' my balls! Fo Sheezy! I need to take my computer with me though. Damn, I'm going to have to invest in a laptop sometime in the near future. Hey, any of you work in a place like Best Buy or Office Depot? I could really use a discount right about now, if you know what I mean. In return, I'll give you a little taste of eternal peace. How does that shit sound? Shweeeet!
...let's just hope Fake Jesus doesn't show up :|