(Naruto) (Konoha) Sanity, Maids, and Fear
Looking around her dirty room, Kurenai groaned. There were clothes lying everywhere, her bed covers needed to be aired, and the sink was filled with dirty dishes. Putting one finger on her table, she was able to spell her name in the dust.
“My room is a mess,” she sighed, before looking at the calendar, “I have to clean it later. I have to meet my time now!”
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Team 8
Sanity, Maids, and Fear
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“Hi! I’m your new sensei, Kurenai,” a young lady with red eyes said to the three gennin in front of her. She and her students were in the middle of their training field, getting introduced to each other. She started to speak a little more, but Shino stopped paying attention, choosing instead to look at his teammates.
Or at least, what he could see.
One of them had a furry hood and a small…white…thing…-his bugs informed him that the creature is actually a dog-on his head. There were two red triangles (tattoos?) on his face and teeth (no, fangs) that gleamed when he grinned.
The other was missing. At least, this teammate wasn’t visible. Maybe he was late or…
A bush quivered nearby.
Noticing this, Kurenai stopped talking and stared at it. “Hinata-chan?” she called out, “Is that you?”
The bush nodded in agreement.
“Will you come out?”
The bush shook a little more, shaking a “no” to the sensei.
“Should I send Kiba-kun out to get you?” she asked again.
It froze mid-shake, shivered, and then a small girl fell out. She lay on the ground a moment, before slowly getting up and dusting her clothes a little.
“G-gomen, K-k-kurenai-s-sensei,” the blue-haired girl stuttered out, her cheeks turning a little red from embarrassment. “I-I didn’t m-m-mean t-to seem r-r-rude.”
“That’s fine,” Kurenai reassured her, “You didn’t do anything wrong.”
“A-arigatou-”
“All you did was come late, so you have to clean up my room for a week,” Kurenai grinned as she said this, thinking, “Finally, someone to do my laundry, cook my food…ahh…heaven…”
“WHAT?” Kiba yelled out, shocked. “You mean, if I get late, I’ll have to clean your room?”
This shook Kurenai out of her daydreams. “No,” she replied, offended, “You just have to do some chore I feel like giving you. Sort of like my personal maids…”
“MAIDS?” Akamaru growled a little at this.
Shino stared at his sensei for a moment, before hastily forcing his bugs to find a path out of the training ground.
“Yes, including wearing the uniform!” Kurenai sighed a little as she said this, imagining Hinata in the maid uniform. “Hinata-chan, you will look…KAWAII!”
However, Akamaru imagined something different. Something involving him as a duster and Kiba in a skirt….
Deciding that this was too much, the dog quickly leapt off of Kiba’s head, before escaping quickly into the forest.
Chasing after his dog, Kiba yelled, “AKAMARU! COME BACK!”
Ignoring Kiba, Kurenai started telling Hinata her schedule, and Shino decided that there was no one sane on his team, with the possible exception of Hinata.
When Akamaru returned, he had Kiba (tied up and stuffed in a burlap bag. Nobody decided to ask why or how this happened, accepting that this was something that would happen often).
“Hinata,” Kiba purred out, trying to look cool. Or at least as cool as someone with twigs in his hair and crawling out of a bag can. “Do you want to pet Akamaru?”
Hinata immediately shook her head, stuttering out, “N-no, p-please.”
“Why? Don’t girls like animals?”
Looking a little shy as she answered, Hinata mumbled, “I-I am s-s-sort of a-a-afraid of d-do-dogs.”
“Why?” Kiba looked affronted at this. If all of the other girls felt like this, then his plan to use Akamaru to get dates wouldn’t work.
“I-I-I g-got bitten b-by a d-d-dog.”
“Ah. Then we’ll just have to use shock treatment.” Kiba quickly picked up Akamaru and pushed him into Hinata. Promptly, she squeaked and danced around frightened, before finally Kurenai intervened and pulled off the dog.
“…” Shino walked to Hinata.
“Hinata,”
If she answered his question correctly,
“How do you feel about bugs?”
they could work together properly,
“B-bugs?”
but if not….
“Yes.” Shino showed a bug.
there would probably be
“AHHHH!!”
problems in the future.
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“Hey, Anko!” Kurenai called out to her friend. “I have new maids!”
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A/N: Ehh…this was hard to end. I had something along these lines in my head, but this is how it turned out. Is this one ok? I’m accepting requests for any (ANY!) character you want to see in here. It can be random, crack, etc., and (if you want it to), have slight romance. Warning, I’m not good, so that would be squint-and-you-miss-it romance. (Like in the first chapter, I had slight SasuSaku and NejiTen. It was no concidence that Sakura and Tenten had Sasuke and Neji apologize. And last chapter, there was some InoShikaTema.)
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Anyways, I’ll try to update soon.