Bad Hair victim #1
Alright, I don't even know where to begin here. The first victim is:
Samuel Dumoulin (FRA) AG2R-Prevoyance
Now in general I like this guy. He is tough and he gets the job done. He hit a dog at about 80 km/hr last year at the Tour. He has won the Tro-Bro-Léon in France 2 times, a race that is arguably as hard as Paris-Roubaix. According to Lance Armstrong he is "an asshole that can't hold his line" which makes me like him even more. Bottom line, he may only get 1 or 2 wins a year, but he is consistent and thats more than can be said for most guys. So, now is the time to unveil the bad hair.
I was going to be kind and say that that was all that Samuel had going wrong for him. Until I found his official website that is. I don't know how to describe it, so here is the address. You can check it out for yourself. And please, make sure that the volume is turned up.
http://www.samueldumoulin.com/
So, what else can I say about this guy? Let me think. I really have no negative comments about him other than his terrible hair and worse background music on his website. He is fucking fast for one thing. One look at his palmares will tell you that. He won just about every big race in France as an amateur, he has represented France at the World Championships on numerous occassions, and he races on the track in the off season - even picking up a national championship last year. Samuel Dumoulin is proof that bad hair does not make a bad rider, but I will prove otherwise with my next victim, so stay tuned. And in the meantime enjoy the scary techno/porn soundtrack/ballad songs on this mec's website.
Samuel Dumoulin (FRA) AG2R-Prevoyance
Now in general I like this guy. He is tough and he gets the job done. He hit a dog at about 80 km/hr last year at the Tour. He has won the Tro-Bro-Léon in France 2 times, a race that is arguably as hard as Paris-Roubaix. According to Lance Armstrong he is "an asshole that can't hold his line" which makes me like him even more. Bottom line, he may only get 1 or 2 wins a year, but he is consistent and thats more than can be said for most guys. So, now is the time to unveil the bad hair.
I was going to be kind and say that that was all that Samuel had going wrong for him. Until I found his official website that is. I don't know how to describe it, so here is the address. You can check it out for yourself. And please, make sure that the volume is turned up.
http://www.samueldumoulin.com/
So, what else can I say about this guy? Let me think. I really have no negative comments about him other than his terrible hair and worse background music on his website. He is fucking fast for one thing. One look at his palmares will tell you that. He won just about every big race in France as an amateur, he has represented France at the World Championships on numerous occassions, and he races on the track in the off season - even picking up a national championship last year. Samuel Dumoulin is proof that bad hair does not make a bad rider, but I will prove otherwise with my next victim, so stay tuned. And in the meantime enjoy the scary techno/porn soundtrack/ballad songs on this mec's website.