i love reading (and wooden legs)
so here is another gem from the latest novel i am reading. i am currently enjoying haunted by chuck palahniuk. it goes a little something like this:
here, anything that looks like a window, draped with velvet and tapestry, or fitted with stained glass, it's fake. it's a mirror.
the only thing absent was a dumb drunk bitch exclaiming: DUMBASS!!! after the last statement.
wedding news (i like how this comes after the excerpt; i apparently know what is more important): william hasn't received any official word on leave, but his name is up on the board for leave from 10th may to 20th may. so i think we are good to go for the 12th. clear your schedules mofos...invitations to follow...
here, anything that looks like a window, draped with velvet and tapestry, or fitted with stained glass, it's fake. it's a mirror.
the only thing absent was a dumb drunk bitch exclaiming: DUMBASS!!! after the last statement.
wedding news (i like how this comes after the excerpt; i apparently know what is more important): william hasn't received any official word on leave, but his name is up on the board for leave from 10th may to 20th may. so i think we are good to go for the 12th. clear your schedules mofos...invitations to follow...