It's been forever now since I've posted but...
Tuti... Oh, Tuti. That new video shit he released unto the world...
*facepalm*
I've pretty much given up on trying to figure out what anyone is saying in Japanese anymore, cause I always just miss the few word that put the whole sentacne together. I can catch words like "go", "what", and "LOL (aka them laughing)". So I pretty much just watch to see what funny thing they do.
SO. This video. The Sugamo one. 2:45 in. First thing I say when it starts and the camera walk up to him, "Boi, yo ass be lumpy." Cause it was. His pants were weird, and I didn't like them at this point.
Then he talks and it's just fucking weird cause you're supposed to be the camera. Just, wtf. xD
Then he goes to what I'm guessing is a giant panda's ass, and touches it.
Now...
...
Normally this would just be fucking weird. Be it him or some random ass person. But it is him, and it's his hands and fingers... ah geeze. He has such beautiful hands. So I was putting most of this on FB, but when the hands... no. No. I had a handgasm. I had to convert to LJ. So. Hands aside, I'll go and watch more of it.
... oh fucking geezuz. He had to pee. And held his junk. No words.
Oh, now he has a handkercheef. How cute it is.
Okay, more shit I don't know what is said... now he's showing his hand, I swoon, he shows a scar, holy fuck he has a mole on his palm. How have I not noticed this??
I HAS RANDOM MOLES (freckles w/e) TOO. =D Yey~ another thing to add to our married list.
....noooow he's talking about the mole? Fuck I don't know what the shit he's saying I just hear "elementary school" a lot. -_- But his eyebrow... fuck his eyebrow. =w= Why is it so cute? Is it because he's so cute? I think so.
He then stands there and smiles awkwardly... omfg I love this man. So cute. So Asian. So Tuti. So why isn't he MINE.
nhdsk,08m57g06nfuck I just messed up my screen a bit when I mashed the keyboard... >_<
But pw5usmp9voaw[60os9u086UA 3;SBOEUYO5PU9SPP9Iup6uaiuoyi jeoidb uja[o5i os HE'S SO. FUCKING. CUTE. URGFH. Now I'm just guessing... he's taken "me" somewhere now, akapantsu?, and then says he's here because he wants "me" to be happy? And he gets ALL AWKWARD AND FUCKING CUTE OMFG iutos;emiov e;o5ijsioeu I love this man. So fucking hard. Why isn't he living in my closet?
OH FUCK ME THIS SHIT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER.
So I'm pretty sure "akapantsu" is "red underwear", right? So he's blabbing on and on, and says "My underwear...?" like "I" asked him about it or something idfk but this man proceeds to PULL HIS FUCKING PANTS DOWN ENOUGH TO REVEAL SOME RED FUCKING UNDERWEAR. IN THE MIDDLE OF A BUSY-ISH STREET. OMFG LOVE.
Then. THEN. He starts holding his stomach and apologizing. I thought he was just holding his hands there and apologizing for showing his goddamn boxers (why?) until he excuses himself to the bathroom.
-___________-
THIS MAN HAS TO SHIT WTF. xDDDDDDDDDDD Urgh, geeze. Resuming play.
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NO MOA.
Just NO MOA. xDDDDDD
I cannot type this shit anymore. Canfuckingnot. I love this man. That's all there is to it. Just. People have to watch, not read my fangirling. omfg.
But... the only other thing I can think... is when Nagayan and the rest of *pnish* watch this shit, they will deny ever knowing Tuti. Not even kidding.
*facepalm*
I've pretty much given up on trying to figure out what anyone is saying in Japanese anymore, cause I always just miss the few word that put the whole sentacne together. I can catch words like "go", "what", and "LOL (aka them laughing)". So I pretty much just watch to see what funny thing they do.
SO. This video. The Sugamo one. 2:45 in. First thing I say when it starts and the camera walk up to him, "Boi, yo ass be lumpy." Cause it was. His pants were weird, and I didn't like them at this point.
Then he talks and it's just fucking weird cause you're supposed to be the camera. Just, wtf. xD
Then he goes to what I'm guessing is a giant panda's ass, and touches it.
Now...
...
Normally this would just be fucking weird. Be it him or some random ass person. But it is him, and it's his hands and fingers... ah geeze. He has such beautiful hands. So I was putting most of this on FB, but when the hands... no. No. I had a handgasm. I had to convert to LJ. So. Hands aside, I'll go and watch more of it.
... oh fucking geezuz. He had to pee. And held his junk. No words.
Oh, now he has a handkercheef. How cute it is.
Okay, more shit I don't know what is said... now he's showing his hand, I swoon, he shows a scar, holy fuck he has a mole on his palm. How have I not noticed this??
I HAS RANDOM MOLES (freckles w/e) TOO. =D Yey~ another thing to add to our married list.
....noooow he's talking about the mole? Fuck I don't know what the shit he's saying I just hear "elementary school" a lot. -_- But his eyebrow... fuck his eyebrow. =w= Why is it so cute? Is it because he's so cute? I think so.
He then stands there and smiles awkwardly... omfg I love this man. So cute. So Asian. So Tuti. So why isn't he MINE.
nhdsk,08m57g06nfuck I just messed up my screen a bit when I mashed the keyboard... >_<
But pw5usmp9voaw[60os9u086UA 3;SBOEUYO5PU9SPP9Iup6uaiuoyi jeoidb uja[o5i os HE'S SO. FUCKING. CUTE. URGFH. Now I'm just guessing... he's taken "me" somewhere now, akapantsu?, and then says he's here because he wants "me" to be happy? And he gets ALL AWKWARD AND FUCKING CUTE OMFG iutos;emiov e;o5ijsioeu I love this man. So fucking hard. Why isn't he living in my closet?
OH FUCK ME THIS SHIT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER.
So I'm pretty sure "akapantsu" is "red underwear", right? So he's blabbing on and on, and says "My underwear...?" like "I" asked him about it or something idfk but this man proceeds to PULL HIS FUCKING PANTS DOWN ENOUGH TO REVEAL SOME RED FUCKING UNDERWEAR. IN THE MIDDLE OF A BUSY-ISH STREET. OMFG LOVE.
Then. THEN. He starts holding his stomach and apologizing. I thought he was just holding his hands there and apologizing for showing his goddamn boxers (why?) until he excuses himself to the bathroom.
-___________-
THIS MAN HAS TO SHIT WTF. xDDDDDDDDDDD Urgh, geeze. Resuming play.
.........................................................................
NO MOA.
Just NO MOA. xDDDDDD
I cannot type this shit anymore. Canfuckingnot. I love this man. That's all there is to it. Just. People have to watch, not read my fangirling. omfg.
But... the only other thing I can think... is when Nagayan and the rest of *pnish* watch this shit, they will deny ever knowing Tuti. Not even kidding.