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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In July felixthekraut and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that, mulligatawney (-5000 points). Last Friday I gave vulgarpicture a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last week I stole mortician78's purse (-30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5070 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
jesterpunk