Boy did my feet get a work out today...

Oct 04, 2006 22:56

So...all my liscence holdin' car drivin' friends ditched me for a god damn field trip... And I didn't have nothin' to do for second block...and Jessie was really down...so I walked. And it wicked sucked. Fortune smiled and Steele's mom found me right before the hill of doom. Jessie was PISSED, but I know she was happy about the candy... Got back late, I'm afraid. But oh well, who cares.

It's my day off. No drama. No work. I'm about to take a nap cos I'm too tired to do anything and I can't find any video games I want to play (*kills brother*), and I hear my mom: "You have company." There, at my door, is Steele and Metal. Metal points and demands I come with them. By now I've thrown up the horns at the very sight of him and haven't even noticed, so I run, put some pants on, and we're off. Stupid me, I put on flip flops, and I had just pierced a nasty blister I got from all this walkin' and on-foot-ness I've been doing all week so far. Dumb decision...

Get in the car. Go into DS picto-chat with Chad for a little while...and we get to Keene. After spending much time waiting for traffic to stop sucking. Stupid Mini-Cooper guy... Steele and Metal (woah, I just got how weird the combo is) take us to a guitar shop to show us "her," who is apparently this perfect girl with gold piercings and giant boobs. Well, it's a guitar. A damn pretty guitar. When asked about the boobs, Metal points to the two pointy points and describes that one is bigger than the other. Me and Chad played with the bongos and banjos. Metal finally gets to sit and play Her, and he won't for the love of all things rock-like get up. So we go over to Subway to see if some hot chick is working there. We amble to see if we can find Burger King and chance upon a quiet little video game shop, where a man and his cat told us that Burger King was a fifteen minute walk.

So we go to find Metal. He's not at the shop. Go back to the car. No metal. Subway? Nope. We shouted "FREE MEGADETH TICKETS!" and there he was, finishing a sub.

We figure we'll walk to Burger King...

We had no idea where we were. We were so lost. SO LOST. We even had a Frogger adventure where we bolted across the high way. Eventually we made it into an adventure, giving ourself rp classes and the like. And we crossed pathes with wiggas and explained that they were lower level and wouldn't have any valuable items. We split cos Metal wanted to explore a path and I didn't want to leave him behind, and as we did, Chad and Josh met up with crackwhores, who are much higher level and need to be avoided. haha... The path lead to this wicked cool patch of woods, so gorgeous it begged to be explored! Alas, it was residential area. No good. So off we go again.

It's dark. We're walking. And there it is. The beautiful welcome glow of the Burger King Logo. And there was McDonalds. And off in the distance we saw Taco Bell. So we split off, Chad to MD, Steele to BK, and Metal and I to TB. It was glorious. TB was a much longer treck than we expected, but ultimately, worth it. Steele got pimped and couldn't find us for a while XP When we went to meet up with him again, a van of girls drove by and howled at us, honking. It took a couple seconds to sink in, and the three of us threw up the horns and howled back, it was silly. Steele missed out.

We walk back to the Subway/Guitar-store area and sit under a tree after making some purchases.

"Hey! What's Misanthropy mean!?"
"...uh, I believe a disdain of humans."
*after a while, we notice that random college guy has disappeared*
"...maybe that was a hint*
*reappears* "Yeah, it's actually a lot worse, it's an absolute hatred of humans." *leaves*
"....I'm just amazed that he went up there and asked!"

And we leave, me constantly reminding them that they were to get me porno. We get to a gamestop and borders, and once again, the team split off. Metal found a guitar magazine, while I could only look at the porn covers cos of the stupid plastic. He didn't have his ID on him so he couldn't do shit. So I waited...and waited...and waited... We go out to find that those fuckers were talking with some other video game obsessed youths that worked there. I was not impressed.

They spent the trip back discussing what pisses them off when playing video games. We get back to Steeles and watch the new south park...and it's about that fucking online game and how obsessed those kids are with it. Crizazy crizazy...

So yeah. That was my night. Wheeeee....
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