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[jessylynn]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In February I bought porn for bigdaddy_07 (10 points). Last Monday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Wednesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In March I broke alxrated's X-Box (-12 points). In July I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-8 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
Jessylynn