take this, GEEK BITCHES!
i now crown myself OFFICIAL UNDERDOG OF DVHS.
Dear [my name]:
Congratulations! It is our great pleasure to offer you admission to UCLA for the Fall Quarter 2004.
You are among an exceptional group of 3,900 students in our fall 2004 freshman class and you were selected from the largest pool of university candidates in the nation--about 43,000 talented and accomplished applicants!
You bring an impressive array of strengths to your academic endeavors. We know that UCLA will benefit from your intelligence, imagination, and energy and we hope you will choose UCLA for your undergraduate education.
UCLA is truly a world-class university. Here you will have access to acclaimed academic departments, a world-renowned faculty, distinctive study and research programs, and a full range of campus social and cultural options. You will be challenged to confront, understand, and master an astonishing range of disciplines that is the measure of a cutting-edge education. Over and over again, our students consistently remark how UCLA fulfills their intellectual interests both in their chosen field of study and in their curricular explorations and also note how the overall campus experience enhances personal growth.
The New Bruins Web site provides access to your next step--including your formal acceptance of our admission offer and housing application; we also highly recommend you take advantage of the campus tour. Please be sure to review the Admission Contract to ensure that you will continue to meet the provisions of our offer of admission.
For now, enjoy this moment. It's the beginning of one of the most exciting, productive, memorable chapters in your life. Naturally, you are going to learn a lot about the world at UCLA. But, more often than you might imagine, UCLA will be where the world learns about you.
Congratulations again, and welcome!
Sincerely,
Dr. Vu T. Tran
Director
TAKE THAT, ALL YOU GEEK BITCHES THAT THINK I'M STUPID! MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Dear [my name]:
Congratulations! It is our great pleasure to offer you admission to UCLA for the Fall Quarter 2004.
You are among an exceptional group of 3,900 students in our fall 2004 freshman class and you were selected from the largest pool of university candidates in the nation--about 43,000 talented and accomplished applicants!
You bring an impressive array of strengths to your academic endeavors. We know that UCLA will benefit from your intelligence, imagination, and energy and we hope you will choose UCLA for your undergraduate education.
UCLA is truly a world-class university. Here you will have access to acclaimed academic departments, a world-renowned faculty, distinctive study and research programs, and a full range of campus social and cultural options. You will be challenged to confront, understand, and master an astonishing range of disciplines that is the measure of a cutting-edge education. Over and over again, our students consistently remark how UCLA fulfills their intellectual interests both in their chosen field of study and in their curricular explorations and also note how the overall campus experience enhances personal growth.
The New Bruins Web site provides access to your next step--including your formal acceptance of our admission offer and housing application; we also highly recommend you take advantage of the campus tour. Please be sure to review the Admission Contract to ensure that you will continue to meet the provisions of our offer of admission.
For now, enjoy this moment. It's the beginning of one of the most exciting, productive, memorable chapters in your life. Naturally, you are going to learn a lot about the world at UCLA. But, more often than you might imagine, UCLA will be where the world learns about you.
Congratulations again, and welcome!
Sincerely,
Dr. Vu T. Tran
Director
TAKE THAT, ALL YOU GEEK BITCHES THAT THINK I'M STUPID! MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!