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I found this list and I thought I'd like to share and comment on some of the ridiculous ones. Apparently this person is not only egocentric, but also has enough time to pull shit out of her ass and post her chauvinistic garbage because she convinced herself that this is what every girl wants their guy to "know".
Thursday, July 01, 2004
~* 50 Thingz Girlz Want Guys To Know *~
.:.50 Things Gurls Want Guys to Know.:.
05. We hate porn. (How unfortunate. This is a matter of opinion.)
07. Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive. (No oxygen?)
10. We may think you are gay if you wear tighty-whities on a regular basis. (I actually think this was a shallow attempt at humor. Hmm... hah?)
13. Girls generally don't like giving head, so you better be ready to give in return if and when you
get it. (Again... How unfortunate... matter of opinion.)
15. Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us. (hmm... interesting. In that case... Whatever anyone does in response during those 4 days to a week cannot be held against them. fair? Good. I'm gonna stab you in the face.)
16. If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thoroughly impressed… especially if it's a stick. (Safety first. I would personally like to get my precious cargo home safe. But I SUPPOSEEEEE that works...)
18. If you wish to go out with us, expect to pay for everything. This applies even if your not around. (... Need I say anything?)
20. Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not count as "quality time". (Of course it does!)
25. We're typically smarter than you... so get over it and stop whining when we get better grades than you. (Um... Hmm...? lol nice try but I'd like to say everyone's just about equal.)
26. If you do not own a wife-beater, stop reading this list, and go invest in one… right now. (GAG! What's wrong with you!? Seek help... quickly!!)
28. We're sorry, Brad Pitt is just hot.. get over it!!! (DUH! Super hot!)
31. If you're developing such good finger skills playing video games, you better put them to good
use sometimes. (Eww. GAG.)
43. Don't screw us over... especially if we have an older brother or protective guy friends... they will hunt you down and kill you. (This is true.)
46. No girl just wants to be your "friend with benefits". (However, this is false.)
49. We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends. (WHY?)
Alright... Although there WERE some good ones... These are the stupid ones. Hope you had a good laugh. No? Ok, great.
Thursday, July 01, 2004
~* 50 Thingz Girlz Want Guys To Know *~
.:.50 Things Gurls Want Guys to Know.:.
05. We hate porn. (How unfortunate. This is a matter of opinion.)
07. Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive. (No oxygen?)
10. We may think you are gay if you wear tighty-whities on a regular basis. (I actually think this was a shallow attempt at humor. Hmm... hah?)
13. Girls generally don't like giving head, so you better be ready to give in return if and when you
get it. (Again... How unfortunate... matter of opinion.)
15. Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us. (hmm... interesting. In that case... Whatever anyone does in response during those 4 days to a week cannot be held against them. fair? Good. I'm gonna stab you in the face.)
16. If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thoroughly impressed… especially if it's a stick. (Safety first. I would personally like to get my precious cargo home safe. But I SUPPOSEEEEE that works...)
18. If you wish to go out with us, expect to pay for everything. This applies even if your not around. (... Need I say anything?)
20. Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not count as "quality time". (Of course it does!)
25. We're typically smarter than you... so get over it and stop whining when we get better grades than you. (Um... Hmm...? lol nice try but I'd like to say everyone's just about equal.)
26. If you do not own a wife-beater, stop reading this list, and go invest in one… right now. (GAG! What's wrong with you!? Seek help... quickly!!)
28. We're sorry, Brad Pitt is just hot.. get over it!!! (DUH! Super hot!)
31. If you're developing such good finger skills playing video games, you better put them to good
use sometimes. (Eww. GAG.)
43. Don't screw us over... especially if we have an older brother or protective guy friends... they will hunt you down and kill you. (This is true.)
46. No girl just wants to be your "friend with benefits". (However, this is false.)
49. We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends. (WHY?)
Alright... Although there WERE some good ones... These are the stupid ones. Hope you had a good laugh. No? Ok, great.