Ok, I stole this from someone who stole it from someone
A man was in the hospital 4 a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems upset. Upon makin several false alarm trips 2 the b-room, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea n was embarrassed beyond his ability 2 remain rational. In a loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, n threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yellin, cursin, n swingin his arms violently trying 2 get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady, starin down at the sheets, a hospital guard who after being entertained by seeing the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is goin on here?" The drunk, starin down replied: "I think I just beat the shit outta a ghost"