May 12, 2005 09:49
I just read in this one book that if you see a monkey while you are pregnant it means you will have a HORRIABLE PREGNANY!!!! And you know what, I went to the zoo the other day and I seen ALOT OF F'N MONKEYS!!!! Guess what else I seen... some giraffe's pumping. How many of you can actually say that you seen giraffe's getting it on, I bet not many of you... espically not in real life. Yeah, theres the Discovery Chanel but that really just doesn't do justice, I'm telling you. I'm gunna have to upload those pictures. Giraffe's have weird looken penis. They look like tree roots, or something!
Oh one other thing, I found a dead rabbit in the pool the other day.. poor little bunny...
Gas.