Also... also... I can take you to my "spots"... which are mostly random little pubs/cafes, the ice-cream place at Leicester Square and the road of bookshops!
(Hehe you mean the 'Crystal Phallus'? Also known as the 'Towering Innuendo'? In polite company we call it The Gherkin.)
LOL it does look like something Batman would skulk in live in.
I think ours is higher on the WTF quota though. Or more accurately the HTF as in How the Fuck did they not realise what it looked like when they were designing it.
Or maybe they intended it to look like that.
When I was in Egypt I learned some very "interesting" things about the obelisks and what they represented.
From what I remember Obelisks = Earth's penis literally fucking the Sky.
Cos once upon a time the Earth and the Sky were lovers and literally stuck together having loads of sex. This annoyed one of the other gods (or all of them IDK) cos nothing could live on the Earth because he was too busy making whoopie with the Sky so he seperated them, by some means I cannot remember.
Because the Earth is a horny bugger his reached out as far as he could to the Sky, so the obelisk is a representation of his penis straining to reach her.
O_o
Because, clearly, you need a giant stone penis to rule the free world. So that's why they get hard-ons for sky scrapers in America
The Earth and Sky simply needed to shift positions, is all. That way, they could have all the sex they liked, we could hang out on the Earth, and they could still watch hockey.
Though...
Hmmm...
Earthquakes.
So that's why they get hard-ons for sky scrapers in America
Yes, indeed. Just look at New York City - or Chicago, for that matter.
*tempts you*
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Wanna gooooooo! Why must you tease me so?
(Also, do you realize there's a giant dildo in your city?)
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(Hehe you mean the 'Crystal Phallus'? Also known as the 'Towering Innuendo'? In polite company we call it The Gherkin.)
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We have the Bat-building.
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I think ours is higher on the WTF quota though. Or more accurately the HTF as in How the Fuck did they not realise what it looked like when they were designing it.
Or maybe they intended it to look like that.
When I was in Egypt I learned some very "interesting" things about the obelisks and what they represented.
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Yes, I agree.
obelisk=LOOKIT OUR GIANT PENIS!! We've already got one in DC, which I feel is appropriate. Welcome to Washington, DC, have you seen our penis?
Because, clearly, you need a giant stone penis to rule the free world.
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Cos once upon a time the Earth and the Sky were lovers and literally stuck together having loads of sex. This annoyed one of the other gods (or all of them IDK) cos nothing could live on the Earth because he was too busy making whoopie with the Sky so he seperated them, by some means I cannot remember.
Because the Earth is a horny bugger his reached out as far as he could to the Sky, so the obelisk is a representation of his penis straining to reach her.
O_o
Because, clearly, you need a giant stone penis to rule the free world.
So that's why they get hard-ons for sky scrapers in America
/rimshot http://www.instantrimshot.com/
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The Earth and Sky simply needed to shift positions, is all. That way, they could have all the sex they liked, we could hang out on the Earth, and they could still watch hockey.
Though...
Hmmm...
Earthquakes.
So that's why they get hard-ons for sky scrapers in America
Yes, indeed. Just look at New York City - or Chicago, for that matter.
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