How to make getting up for work an extreme chore:

Oct 19, 2009 09:40

Step one: Have a great weekend with friends.
Step two: Stay out late on Sunday night
Step three: Turn your heat down to 60 degrees or lower
Step four: Layer your bed with 1 sheet, 1 comforter, and 2 blankets.
Step five: Cocoon yourself in your bed covers.
Step six: Sleep soundly
Step seven: Wake up in your cocoon of warmth with the freezing room around you and dread letting your delicious heat escape.
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