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1. DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE GUM WITH YOU?
nope. i dont ask anyone either
2. ARE YOU GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BI?
straight =)
3. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE A GOOD KISSER?
some people say so, so i dont really care anyway
4. WOULD YOU SEVER YOUR OWN PINKY FINGER WITH A KNIFE FOR 10 MILLION DOLLARS?
hmmm no...maybe for a million and one. no , never
5. DO YOU THINK MIDGETS ARE CREEPY?
nah, my friend carls a midg
6. DO YOU BELIEVE IN A HIGHER BEING?
yea
7. IF YOU ARE A SMOKER, WHAT IS YOUR BRAND?
whatever happens to be around
8. WHAT IS YOUR DRUG OF CHOICE?
amanda
9. BIG TRUCKS, LUXURY CARS, MOTOR CYCLES, OR FAST CARS?
skateboards
10. WHAT KIND OF SUNGLASSES DO YOU WEAR?
bast glasses, anarchy (good brand)
11. DOES YOUR LOCAL WATER TASTE GOOD?
tastes like....water?
12. WHAT KIND OF PC DO YOU HAVE?
a stupid one
13. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT DRUNK?
a while ago
14. IF YOU HIT A 50 MILLION LOTTO, WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU WOULD BUY?
chinese food and a hoodie
15. IF YOU COULD LIVE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?
cali or new zealand
16. WHAT IS YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER?
dont have one
17. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A FLAT TIRE?
have i ever had a car?-no niether...15 , remember
18. DO YOU LIKE PRESIDENT BUSH?
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no
19. ARE YOU HUNGRY RIGHT NOW?
as usual.....yes.....feed me now!!!
20. WHAT IS/WAS YOUR FAVORITE SCHOOL LUNCH?
skool stuffed crust pizza
21. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST FOOD?
chocolate chip panckaes
22. WHAT IS THE OLDEST ITEM IN YOUR HOUSE?
my stepdad
23. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO DRUNK YOU WET THE BED?
dont think so
24. IF YOU COULD HAVE SEX WITH ANY ONE PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?
young tim armstrong
25. HAVE YOU EVER UNDERGONE SURGERY?
yes- when i was youngish, i had something with my heart , like a valve or something fixed....sounds like a car poblem ...
26. WHEN YOU STUB YOUR TOE OR BUMP YOUR HEAD, WHAT DO YOU USUALLY SAY?
mother fucker!
27. DO YOU ENJOY MAKING PEOPLE FEEL STUPID?
oh yes....its a passion, inless i really like them
28. WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PERSON AT WORK/SCHOOL?
arnie-assistant principal-dead ringer fro sasquatch
29. WOULD YOU RATHER SKY DIVE OR BUNGEE JUMP?
sky dive
30. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?
nope
31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BEER?
whatevers available
32. ARE YOU RACIST?
nope
33. DO YOU THINK FARTS ARE FUNNY?
depending
34. LIBERAL, CONSERVATIVE, OR NEITHER?
fuck politics
35. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE SMELL?
rat piss
36. IF AN ENTIRE STATE IN AMERICA WERE TO VANISH, WHICH DO YOU THINK WOULD NOT LIKELY BE MISSED?
maryland
37. HAVE YOU EVER FLUSHED A DECEASED PET DOWN THE TOILET?
no. itd probably be fun to flush my long dead hamster,though
38. WHO ARE BETTER DRIVERS, MEN OR WOMEN?
both
39. ARE YOU SEXIST?
no
40. WHAT DO YOU THINK THE DUMBEST SPORT IS?
badminton
41. DO YOU FORWARD CHAIN EMAILS THAT CLAIM TO BE GOOD/BAD LUCK?
no
42. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING THIS VERY MOMENT
i hate when it rains........i hate the flu!!!dammit to hell
43. DO YOU SLOW DOWN AT CAR ACCIDENTS ATTEMPTING TO CATCH A GLIMPSE?
nooooooooo.
44. WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING OTHER THAN CHECKING YOUR MYSPACE?
fuck myspace. i dont have one.
45. HAVE YOU EVER HAD JURY DUTY?
noo
46. DO YOU KNOW YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD?
am i supposed to?
47. DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE SAYING "OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD" ORIGINATED?
off the top of my head, no
48. ERA OYU DYXLESIC?
no but i can read that.
nope. i dont ask anyone either
2. ARE YOU GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BI?
straight =)
3. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE A GOOD KISSER?
some people say so, so i dont really care anyway
4. WOULD YOU SEVER YOUR OWN PINKY FINGER WITH A KNIFE FOR 10 MILLION DOLLARS?
hmmm no...maybe for a million and one. no , never
5. DO YOU THINK MIDGETS ARE CREEPY?
nah, my friend carls a midg
6. DO YOU BELIEVE IN A HIGHER BEING?
yea
7. IF YOU ARE A SMOKER, WHAT IS YOUR BRAND?
whatever happens to be around
8. WHAT IS YOUR DRUG OF CHOICE?
amanda
9. BIG TRUCKS, LUXURY CARS, MOTOR CYCLES, OR FAST CARS?
skateboards
10. WHAT KIND OF SUNGLASSES DO YOU WEAR?
bast glasses, anarchy (good brand)
11. DOES YOUR LOCAL WATER TASTE GOOD?
tastes like....water?
12. WHAT KIND OF PC DO YOU HAVE?
a stupid one
13. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT DRUNK?
a while ago
14. IF YOU HIT A 50 MILLION LOTTO, WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU WOULD BUY?
chinese food and a hoodie
15. IF YOU COULD LIVE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?
cali or new zealand
16. WHAT IS YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER?
dont have one
17. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A FLAT TIRE?
have i ever had a car?-no niether...15 , remember
18. DO YOU LIKE PRESIDENT BUSH?
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no
19. ARE YOU HUNGRY RIGHT NOW?
as usual.....yes.....feed me now!!!
20. WHAT IS/WAS YOUR FAVORITE SCHOOL LUNCH?
skool stuffed crust pizza
21. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST FOOD?
chocolate chip panckaes
22. WHAT IS THE OLDEST ITEM IN YOUR HOUSE?
my stepdad
23. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO DRUNK YOU WET THE BED?
dont think so
24. IF YOU COULD HAVE SEX WITH ANY ONE PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?
young tim armstrong
25. HAVE YOU EVER UNDERGONE SURGERY?
yes- when i was youngish, i had something with my heart , like a valve or something fixed....sounds like a car poblem ...
26. WHEN YOU STUB YOUR TOE OR BUMP YOUR HEAD, WHAT DO YOU USUALLY SAY?
mother fucker!
27. DO YOU ENJOY MAKING PEOPLE FEEL STUPID?
oh yes....its a passion, inless i really like them
28. WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PERSON AT WORK/SCHOOL?
arnie-assistant principal-dead ringer fro sasquatch
29. WOULD YOU RATHER SKY DIVE OR BUNGEE JUMP?
sky dive
30. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?
nope
31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BEER?
whatevers available
32. ARE YOU RACIST?
nope
33. DO YOU THINK FARTS ARE FUNNY?
depending
34. LIBERAL, CONSERVATIVE, OR NEITHER?
fuck politics
35. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE SMELL?
rat piss
36. IF AN ENTIRE STATE IN AMERICA WERE TO VANISH, WHICH DO YOU THINK WOULD NOT LIKELY BE MISSED?
maryland
37. HAVE YOU EVER FLUSHED A DECEASED PET DOWN THE TOILET?
no. itd probably be fun to flush my long dead hamster,though
38. WHO ARE BETTER DRIVERS, MEN OR WOMEN?
both
39. ARE YOU SEXIST?
no
40. WHAT DO YOU THINK THE DUMBEST SPORT IS?
badminton
41. DO YOU FORWARD CHAIN EMAILS THAT CLAIM TO BE GOOD/BAD LUCK?
no
42. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING THIS VERY MOMENT
i hate when it rains........i hate the flu!!!dammit to hell
43. DO YOU SLOW DOWN AT CAR ACCIDENTS ATTEMPTING TO CATCH A GLIMPSE?
nooooooooo.
44. WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING OTHER THAN CHECKING YOUR MYSPACE?
fuck myspace. i dont have one.
45. HAVE YOU EVER HAD JURY DUTY?
noo
46. DO YOU KNOW YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD?
am i supposed to?
47. DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE SAYING "OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD" ORIGINATED?
off the top of my head, no
48. ERA OYU DYXLESIC?
no but i can read that.