Reminder to self...
The next time it seems like a good idea to go to the science museum and aquarium during naptime with the happy and energetic toddler who isn't tired enough to nap yet... DO NOT DO IT!!!!! Especially do not do it if you spent the entirety of the previous day walking around in the Texas heat.
Don't! I am fucking serious. Do not do it!
Remember the balloon tantrum, remember the tantrum about opening the aquarium exit door, remember the tantrum about walking down the handicap ramp, remember the bounce house hysterics, remember the frantic chase from the parking lot back to the museum steps.
Never again.