I Want Cheetos!
It's been ages since I visited the vending machine at work, but today I needed something... something salty... So I got a tiny bag of Cheetos... Now I want to run to the break room with a sledgehammer and eat ALL of the Cheetos... Then I could run outside looking for random Frito-Lay trucks and ransack them for Cheetos... I could rob all of the convenience stores for Cheetos...
The radioactive orange fake cheese haunts me!