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[jessindenver]

Derek and I had a stupid argument this morning and I am right and I need validation from my peeps. I can't even believe we were arguing about this. The girls wanted orange juice and we were out in the refrigerator upstairs. Derek went to the refrigerator downstairs to get a new carton. I mentioned that he should give them apple juice because the carton downstairs expired September 17. He's all, "I'll just test it. I'm sure it's fine." Seriously? Aren't we a little old to test to see if food is bad by tasting it? And it's not milk. It won't necessarily taste bad if there are trichinosis spores or whatever happens to orange juice in it. Also, IT'S TWO MONTHS PAST THE DUE DATE! Throw the fucking stuff away and give them apple juice. And then he got all mad when I said, "So, could you hurry up and get over your cold so you will be well enough to take care of them when they get food poisoning?" Jeez, it's like living with my roommate from the college days. Ok, it's exactly like that since I've lived with Derek since 1994. I wonder if he's still smelling clothes to tell if they are clean.

I forgot my lunch. Someone was aggressively tailgating me on the way to work. I only have twenties, so I can't get a Coke from the machine. They are going to put web nanny software on our network in the next week so we won't be able to go anywhere on the superhighway. Ella spit chewed blueberries all over my lime green shirt. I can tell it's going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. I think I'll move to Greece (they have poisonous snakes in Australia).