Your TWAT is the Beach Boys!
Crossmark is the fucking most rediculous company I've ever worked for, and that includes Parkway 8 Cinema who had me cleaning gum off of theater floors and then immediately serving popcorn and nachos to customers.
So apparently, our region is getting divided into Teams Within A Team, or T.W.I.T. for short. Let me repeat: Team. Within. A. Team. T.W.I.T. for short.
They not only took out the A, but they substituted it with an unnecessary I. Why can't we just call them Tee-Double-Yew-Tees? We have to be able to pronounce a one-syllable word with it? And that's the one you pick? I mean... TWIT is still somewhat more appropriate than TWAT, but... it's still a bad thing if someone calls you a TWIT.
All of the T.W.I.Ts are named after bands. We don't get to pick our name, so our T.W.I.T (which consists of our Plymouth store and the store in Raynham) is called TWIT The Beach Boys. I wish I would have had a say. How fun would it be to be "TWAT Sneaker Pimps" or "TWAT Kidney Thieves?"
So apparently, our region is getting divided into Teams Within A Team, or T.W.I.T. for short. Let me repeat: Team. Within. A. Team. T.W.I.T. for short.
They not only took out the A, but they substituted it with an unnecessary I. Why can't we just call them Tee-Double-Yew-Tees? We have to be able to pronounce a one-syllable word with it? And that's the one you pick? I mean... TWIT is still somewhat more appropriate than TWAT, but... it's still a bad thing if someone calls you a TWIT.
All of the T.W.I.Ts are named after bands. We don't get to pick our name, so our T.W.I.T (which consists of our Plymouth store and the store in Raynham) is called TWIT The Beach Boys. I wish I would have had a say. How fun would it be to be "TWAT Sneaker Pimps" or "TWAT Kidney Thieves?"