Me
Okay friends, I wrote this a little while ago and it seems like a lot of ego crap but I would really like to hear some random things about you all! Sort of in the same format, but say whatever you like. Finding out random shit about people is fun!!
I feel bad when I have to unsubscribe from publications, like people are sitting around crying over the loss of me as a reader.
I know large amounts of useless stuff, which is only good when you can use it because then people tend to think you're smart. I think that it's just due to my obsession with pop-culture.
I like Buffy the Vampire Slayer way too much!
I am in love with a character in a book.
I have a wierd obsession with pirates...not sure why!
I want to have lots of children and millions of grandchildren and be the stubborn and strongwilled matriarch who holds the family together.
I want to be involved in a scandal.
I've often thought that I would be the crazy old lady with too many cats.
My favorite book is Pride and Prejudice.
My favorite song is Precious Things if only for the line, "so you can make me cum that doesn't make you Jesus..."
I take singing in the shower to all new levels. Think one woman broadway review.
I'm considering not celebrating Christmas because I'm tired of all the crap I get from people who have no idea what to get me! I always feel bad throwing it out! Conversely, I'm tired of buying crap for people knowing full well they will throw it out or re-gift it. Wasteful holiday!
I'll never be too old for glitter!
I don't eat animals because I don't eat potential friends. I guess that means that I could eat most humans. Should I become a cannibal?
I feel bad when I have to unsubscribe from publications, like people are sitting around crying over the loss of me as a reader.
I know large amounts of useless stuff, which is only good when you can use it because then people tend to think you're smart. I think that it's just due to my obsession with pop-culture.
I like Buffy the Vampire Slayer way too much!
I am in love with a character in a book.
I have a wierd obsession with pirates...not sure why!
I want to have lots of children and millions of grandchildren and be the stubborn and strongwilled matriarch who holds the family together.
I want to be involved in a scandal.
I've often thought that I would be the crazy old lady with too many cats.
My favorite book is Pride and Prejudice.
My favorite song is Precious Things if only for the line, "so you can make me cum that doesn't make you Jesus..."
I take singing in the shower to all new levels. Think one woman broadway review.
I'm considering not celebrating Christmas because I'm tired of all the crap I get from people who have no idea what to get me! I always feel bad throwing it out! Conversely, I'm tired of buying crap for people knowing full well they will throw it out or re-gift it. Wasteful holiday!
I'll never be too old for glitter!
I don't eat animals because I don't eat potential friends. I guess that means that I could eat most humans. Should I become a cannibal?