Warnings: violence, incest, profanity.
we open this update with: Buffy wtf r u doin.
Promisingly for my goal of finally marrying these two together, these two are still doing the autonomous kissing thing!
Also, apparently Veronica and her daughter Katniss hate each other but don't ask me why.
Alas, it finally happened, and I cropped the wrong part of the screenshot :( As you can see, Giles was the Prince in his school's rendition of Simerella, but more importantly, one of the professors from college called Lily!!!
which is especially creepy considering that Lily doesn't even know this professor…
…and this is what she wants to talk about? idgi
This was in Danielle's very recent memories? And it's like I REALLY DON'T THINK SO
Aaaaaand Giles is the special kind of Family Sim whose LTW is Fifty First Dates.
why
And Lily becomes the second Sprita to be broken up with by telephone! Really now.
BUT AURELIANO IS LIKE FIFTEEN AND I DON'T THINK HE WORKS
It's Buffy's birthday!
et voilà. She's a Fortune/Knowledge Sim, LTW to be a "Prestidigitator" or however the fuck you're meant to spell that shit
Katniss and Veronica brawled. For reasons unknown.
Katniss won, and I'm sure she's really proud of herself for beating up her 65-year-old mother…
Luna continues to be a carebear with fangs.
my favourite thing about the Seasons sparkly food is LONG QUEUES TO THROW PERFECTLY GOOD FOOD IN THE DISHWASHER
goddamnit, Severus
he is like the least friendly ghost ever
ughhhhhhhhhhh Buffy
Buffy: omg! like, how do you expect me to do my homework?! as if I can reach it, can't you see that it's all the way over there???
jsyk Buffy seems to enjoy pissing me off
you want a job so fucking much, enjoy being a dishwasher, lolol~
Aureliano like refused to go home and instead hung around to tell Lily about his penis.
I can only assume.
U BETTA BELEEV
and I continue to be cheated out of seeing important events featuring my pets actually happen
ugh MOLLY
it also pisses me off that this is what my game considers this because THAT IS FUCKING NOT OUTSIDE AND I DON'T WANT HER TO PEE THERE
left to right: Olel Morzan (father of Willow, I believe); Rue, Cinna and Prim…
…Albus Sprita, Logan Sprita, Effie, and Nathan Leeman!
a.k.a. Veronica's first fiancé who got pissed that she cheated on him with Danielle and started beating her up all the time. but he and Veronica have a relationship in the positives now so it seemed a good idea to invite him.
Veronica regales her guests with tales of her many, many, nemeses
but Prim doesn't even need regaling, because she helps herself to our chips!
IT'S GONNA HAPPEN
Veronica wonders if they can adopt and it's like, "you already have children, you doofus"
I feel like half the guests got lost on their way to the altar but I DON'T EVEN CARE
THEY'RE MARRYIN'
THEY MARRIED
JESUS CHRIST I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME
I found this in Veronica's memories immediately afterwards… I did not even know it was a thing…
ffs "just yesterday"
YOU WERE AT COLLEGE! AND NOW YOU ARE OLD.
I don't think Molly trusts ex-fiancé Nathan very much.
seriously you do not even know how accomplished I feel
Veronica: Hello Nathan! Remember how we stopped being best friends?
ok I swear I wasn't lying that their relationship is in the positives but VERONICA WOULD NOT STOP PULLING THIS FACE WHILE TALKING TO HIM
JUST TO PROVE THAT I'M NOT LYING
WOAH AURORA WHAT
lifestyles of the rich and famous, eh?
I'd better get this party to "Roof Raiser" on the basis of that, just sayin'
lol Xander
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
;D
♥ ♥ ♥
lol
looks like someone got swept up in marriage fever :|
this made me cry because NO ONE IS EVER GOING TO HAVE THE STOMACH CAPACITY FOR SPARKLE TURKEY
woah Aurora BACK. OFF.
you know, Severus might be a nuisance of a ghost, but Eponine is/was a bit of a pest, too…
ah, the joys of gen ten
MOLLY i am whimpering
but then she did this.
I COULD NEVER STAY MAD AT U
what for
wait wait you mean in time with the radio?
BACK OFF U HUMORLESS ASSHOLE
BELLY RUBS 4 MOLLY!
I approve of this much more than of Aurora/Veronica dancing
uhmmmmmmmm Willow
what better way to top off your wedding day than a brawl with the resident vampire?
this is also preferable to Aurora/Veronica
UGH
and what do you want this for, BUFFY
.......................seriously
just between you and me I don't really like Buffy
hey, apparently marriage made Danielle fall out of love with all her other loves!
who knew!
WOW IT WORKED ON VERONICA TOO
I never knew this happened
probs cos I am usually too lazy to marry my Sims and if kids have the wrong surname I just fix it in SimPE lolz~ #cantbetamed
and lastly, some classic dancing!
cos I love it.
a bit shorter than usual I know, but that's all for now! and all for a few weeks actually, since I'm about to embark on an exciting five-week trip to Argentina and Chile. Next time I do post though, COLLEGE! And yes, if you've read the Antikvas you probably know where I'm going with this…
Credits for Sims~~~
cuddlesgirl for Danielle
sea_serpent for Aurora Scallywag
sawcat for Olel Morzan
rainbowflyer for Nathan Leeman