The Spritas 10.2
Hey guys! Time for more Spritas! Hope you enjoy :D
Warnings: fight clouds, profanity? Yep.
So we open this update with... Xander's science class? idk.
Casual reminder that Xander is like six. I see his classmate doing well in life.
Didn't stop him getting an A+ though!
And with that brain of his, he's wondering why Luna is still up and jump-roping at 3pm. I would wonder this too, except it turns out that if Luna starts jump-roping before 7am (when vampires' needs start to decrement) and keeps going all day without pause, her needs stay frozen in place. It's like chilling in her coffin but cooler because she gets all the body points she needs for KICKING VERONICA'S ASS.
Katniss the Pleasure Sim rolls the dumbest fucking wants. This was in the middle of a date with Lily, too. Stoppppp itttttt
MAC
IF YOU WANT THE SMEXY CONSTRUCTION WORKERS YOU SEEM TO BE DOING THE OPPOSITE OF THE THING YOU NEED TO DO TO GET THEM
Perfect couple. Bonding over how much each of them are in love with Aurora...
XANDER REALLY LOVES ANIMALS
Willow specifically wants a new puppy though.
And then there's me all like, "omfg you heartless pieces of shit I'm still not over Alabama's death yet :( :( :("
I swear Buffy refuses to eat just to spite me.
lol oops forgot to age up Mac and Aurora so THEY'RE AGING NOW!
Aurora is another of those who refuses to stay still to let me take a proper picture of her...
...and Mac also.
You know what guys, I give up. DO WHAT YOU WANT
Then there was another birthday!
Child!Giles :D
Willow is learning how to do homework from a vampire.
This naming theme I chose was such a good move, so much hilarity, bwahaha
LITTLE XANDER IS STILL MY FAVE
tbh I was barracking for the "ruffians"
fuck the police
IT'S DAYLIGHT
WHAT IS UR PROBLEM, KIMONO MAN
Katniss met a stray called Kobe, and threw her up into the heir. WOW THE STRAYS AROUND HERE SURE ARE VERY TOLERANT
It was Buffy's birthday!
CHILD BUFFY
Cold, Katniss. Cold.
soooooo Veronica immediately takes her anger out on Mac. Fantastic.
Veronica won and Aurora immediately rewarded her with sex. ?????
KATNISS SMASH
Apparently Aurora finds it hot to get smacked around, maybe this is why she puts up with Veronica? But WHY AURORA WHY
wait, what is this? Are Veronica and Danielle getting along well enough to share a bed again???
I heard the "falling in love" sound and was able to locate it to this. Hmmmm.
O the confusion! Love, hate, Veronica, Katniss…
Look, I CAN make my Sims stop hating each other sometimes. It's just with Veronica and Danielle that I'm struggling :|
yay, forgiveness!
Mac, your plan for getting the smexy construction workers kinda sucks.
~yay~
That is some sweet jump-roping.
LOOK I AM REALLY TRYING TO MAKE THESE TWO MAKE UP, OKAY
so I may have forced this to happen.
and also this.
anddddd afterwards Veronica was all, "omg ewww, as if I would share a bed with this person" arghaghagh
So Xander is some kind of child prodigy and people are willing to pay this much for his work. wtf.
Willow decided to "share some tips" with Veronica about how to play piano.
Her tip is to add some drums.
Or maybe a boombox.
Katniss flushed the loo while Lily was in the shower and LILY JUMPED OUT
...enabling Katniss to swoop in and steal the shower for herself. Cos it's not like this house has any other showers.
ya Veronica you could always have slept in the bed with your fiancée but noooooo...
ok guys I think Luna might be wanting to get out from that corner of your bedroom at some point
don't ask me why she's in that corner of your bedroom to begin with mind, I'm just saying that she might want to get out
Kimono Man called.
TO BREAK UP WITH LUNA.
Seriously guys she answered the phone and then there was the *BOINGGGGGG* falling-out-of-love noise and then this and I didn't even know Sims could do this via telephone wtf
hueyeiyutney my goal with the Spritas is to get these two to finally marry ONE DAY I WILL ACHIEVE IT
These two are the really really annoying kind of three-bolters who mack on each other instead of eating/sleeping/keeping themselves alive/etc
IT'S SEVERUS THE FRIENDLY GHOST!!!
seriously like all my favourite ghosts he cleans
I feel like he maybe could have waited until no one was in the bathtub but that's ok, I will forgive that
Xander's birthday!!! :D
Which is celebrated in the traditional manner with Veronica and Luna brawling with one another.
andddd this is Xander. He currently doesn't have alien eyes because I forgot to get contacts when I started my downloads folder over but I will fix this
w00t!
see I told you I'd fix it
I AM GOING TO GET THEM BACK TOGETHER, DAMMIT
aww yesssss this want looks helpful
no
what
why is this my entire "Ask..." menu
well Veronica sure seems well-versed in THE ART OF PAIN I will grant you that
:D
yay
btw this is Xander's LTW
oy
Xander I love you but this is absurd
SEVERUS
THIS IS NOT BEING A FRIENDLY GHOST
The next day, Gale came over to visit!
yo Xander that looks a little unsafe
IT'S NEW PUPPY TIME
The police being in charge of pet adoption is the weirdest shit ever.
Also for some reason she just barged into the house and marched straight to the backyard to greet Xander. whaaaaat.
NEWAIZ MEET MOLLY!!!
Xander instantly does this because he is cool.
Gale also takes a liking to Molly.
This interaction is called "Get Comfortable".
Molly why are you on the other side of the road from the house. Don't do that.
I WILL SPAM PUPPIES TO MY HEART'S CONTENT AND NO I AM NOT ASHAMED
VERONICA'S LIFETIME RELATIONSHIP WITH DANIELLE IS BACK INTO THE POSITIVES!!! :D :D :D
^_~
stop it Severus u r being a douchebag
Taking the trash out would be more of a conciliatory gesture if the living Spritas didn't already do that 76567975687 times a day anyway.
omg awkward dancing Xander r u me ♥ ♥ ♥
he also has this fear. I wouldn't bother being afraid of this if I were really him because NO ONE HATES AURORA EVER
seriously she's just like a maelstrom of destruction ruining everyone else's relationships by sleeping with everyone and yet no one ever hates HER, they just always hate each other (case in point: Veronica and Danielle)
well I'll hate you for them Aurora, you can count on me
LOOK THEY ARE AUTONOMOUSLY BEING AFFECTIONATE TO EACH OTHER NOW
(I guess you, dear reader, can't actually tell what is autonomous and what isn't but I can and trust me this was)
seems Willow is determined to tackle the challenges of being a Sprita head-on. and counter them. with KNOWLEDGE. because KNOWLEDGE IS POWER.
do u like my clichés because I could keep going all day
“a high enough entusiasm in Fitnesse”
wat.
Willow being cute with the puppy~
and it's Willow's birthday!!
She rolled Family/Romance, LTW to be Captain Hero.
apparently she maxed out her Creativity skill ages ago because she's just that obsessed with the piano... D: she only has like three other skill points in total across everything else
o look, it's Jake! he is sad that he is dead.
they classic danced for hoursssssss wow
STOP THAT, WHOEVER YOU ARE
...Turin, really? Are you really Turin?
oh yay, Knowledge Sim gains pleasure from being scared half to death, good good
GUYS
THEY LIKE EACH OTHER ENOUGH FOR POST-SEX SNUGGLING
ok Katniss that's nice but it's 5.45am and I told you to go to bed
MOAR PUPPY SPAM
uyheuyeuyeuyhnuyneu
no Aurora go away
YOU THINK YOU CAN FOOL ME
who the fuck's carpool is this
(it was Aurora's)
!!!
anddddd, it's Giles's birthday!
He rolled Family/Pleasure. and LTW I don't know yet.
ok that's all for now! Next time, probably the last update before COLLEGE. Woohoo!
Credits for Sims~~~
cuddlesgirl for Danielle
sea_serpent for Aurora Scallywag
Warnings: fight clouds, profanity? Yep.
So we open this update with... Xander's science class? idk.
Casual reminder that Xander is like six. I see his classmate doing well in life.
Didn't stop him getting an A+ though!
And with that brain of his, he's wondering why Luna is still up and jump-roping at 3pm. I would wonder this too, except it turns out that if Luna starts jump-roping before 7am (when vampires' needs start to decrement) and keeps going all day without pause, her needs stay frozen in place. It's like chilling in her coffin but cooler because she gets all the body points she needs for KICKING VERONICA'S ASS.
Katniss the Pleasure Sim rolls the dumbest fucking wants. This was in the middle of a date with Lily, too. Stoppppp itttttt
MAC
IF YOU WANT THE SMEXY CONSTRUCTION WORKERS YOU SEEM TO BE DOING THE OPPOSITE OF THE THING YOU NEED TO DO TO GET THEM
Perfect couple. Bonding over how much each of them are in love with Aurora...
XANDER REALLY LOVES ANIMALS
Willow specifically wants a new puppy though.
And then there's me all like, "omfg you heartless pieces of shit I'm still not over Alabama's death yet :( :( :("
I swear Buffy refuses to eat just to spite me.
lol oops forgot to age up Mac and Aurora so THEY'RE AGING NOW!
Aurora is another of those who refuses to stay still to let me take a proper picture of her...
...and Mac also.
You know what guys, I give up. DO WHAT YOU WANT
Then there was another birthday!
Child!Giles :D
Willow is learning how to do homework from a vampire.
This naming theme I chose was such a good move, so much hilarity, bwahaha
LITTLE XANDER IS STILL MY FAVE
tbh I was barracking for the "ruffians"
fuck the police
IT'S DAYLIGHT
WHAT IS UR PROBLEM, KIMONO MAN
Katniss met a stray called Kobe, and threw her up into the heir. WOW THE STRAYS AROUND HERE SURE ARE VERY TOLERANT
It was Buffy's birthday!
CHILD BUFFY
Cold, Katniss. Cold.
soooooo Veronica immediately takes her anger out on Mac. Fantastic.
Veronica won and Aurora immediately rewarded her with sex. ?????
KATNISS SMASH
Apparently Aurora finds it hot to get smacked around, maybe this is why she puts up with Veronica? But WHY AURORA WHY
wait, what is this? Are Veronica and Danielle getting along well enough to share a bed again???
I heard the "falling in love" sound and was able to locate it to this. Hmmmm.
O the confusion! Love, hate, Veronica, Katniss…
Look, I CAN make my Sims stop hating each other sometimes. It's just with Veronica and Danielle that I'm struggling :|
yay, forgiveness!
Mac, your plan for getting the smexy construction workers kinda sucks.
~yay~
That is some sweet jump-roping.
LOOK I AM REALLY TRYING TO MAKE THESE TWO MAKE UP, OKAY
so I may have forced this to happen.
and also this.
anddddd afterwards Veronica was all, "omg ewww, as if I would share a bed with this person" arghaghagh
So Xander is some kind of child prodigy and people are willing to pay this much for his work. wtf.
Willow decided to "share some tips" with Veronica about how to play piano.
Her tip is to add some drums.
Or maybe a boombox.
Katniss flushed the loo while Lily was in the shower and LILY JUMPED OUT
...enabling Katniss to swoop in and steal the shower for herself. Cos it's not like this house has any other showers.
ya Veronica you could always have slept in the bed with your fiancée but noooooo...
ok guys I think Luna might be wanting to get out from that corner of your bedroom at some point
don't ask me why she's in that corner of your bedroom to begin with mind, I'm just saying that she might want to get out
Kimono Man called.
TO BREAK UP WITH LUNA.
Seriously guys she answered the phone and then there was the *BOINGGGGGG* falling-out-of-love noise and then this and I didn't even know Sims could do this via telephone wtf
hueyeiyutney my goal with the Spritas is to get these two to finally marry ONE DAY I WILL ACHIEVE IT
These two are the really really annoying kind of three-bolters who mack on each other instead of eating/sleeping/keeping themselves alive/etc
IT'S SEVERUS THE FRIENDLY GHOST!!!
seriously like all my favourite ghosts he cleans
I feel like he maybe could have waited until no one was in the bathtub but that's ok, I will forgive that
Xander's birthday!!! :D
Which is celebrated in the traditional manner with Veronica and Luna brawling with one another.
andddd this is Xander. He currently doesn't have alien eyes because I forgot to get contacts when I started my downloads folder over but I will fix this
w00t!
see I told you I'd fix it
I AM GOING TO GET THEM BACK TOGETHER, DAMMIT
aww yesssss this want looks helpful
no
what
why is this my entire "Ask..." menu
well Veronica sure seems well-versed in THE ART OF PAIN I will grant you that
:D
yay
btw this is Xander's LTW
oy
Xander I love you but this is absurd
SEVERUS
THIS IS NOT BEING A FRIENDLY GHOST
The next day, Gale came over to visit!
yo Xander that looks a little unsafe
IT'S NEW PUPPY TIME
The police being in charge of pet adoption is the weirdest shit ever.
Also for some reason she just barged into the house and marched straight to the backyard to greet Xander. whaaaaat.
NEWAIZ MEET MOLLY!!!
Xander instantly does this because he is cool.
Gale also takes a liking to Molly.
This interaction is called "Get Comfortable".
Molly why are you on the other side of the road from the house. Don't do that.
I WILL SPAM PUPPIES TO MY HEART'S CONTENT AND NO I AM NOT ASHAMED
VERONICA'S LIFETIME RELATIONSHIP WITH DANIELLE IS BACK INTO THE POSITIVES!!! :D :D :D
^_~
stop it Severus u r being a douchebag
Taking the trash out would be more of a conciliatory gesture if the living Spritas didn't already do that 76567975687 times a day anyway.
omg awkward dancing Xander r u me ♥ ♥ ♥
he also has this fear. I wouldn't bother being afraid of this if I were really him because NO ONE HATES AURORA EVER
seriously she's just like a maelstrom of destruction ruining everyone else's relationships by sleeping with everyone and yet no one ever hates HER, they just always hate each other (case in point: Veronica and Danielle)
well I'll hate you for them Aurora, you can count on me
LOOK THEY ARE AUTONOMOUSLY BEING AFFECTIONATE TO EACH OTHER NOW
(I guess you, dear reader, can't actually tell what is autonomous and what isn't but I can and trust me this was)
seems Willow is determined to tackle the challenges of being a Sprita head-on. and counter them. with KNOWLEDGE. because KNOWLEDGE IS POWER.
do u like my clichés because I could keep going all day
“a high enough entusiasm in Fitnesse”
wat.
Willow being cute with the puppy~
and it's Willow's birthday!!
She rolled Family/Romance, LTW to be Captain Hero.
apparently she maxed out her Creativity skill ages ago because she's just that obsessed with the piano... D: she only has like three other skill points in total across everything else
o look, it's Jake! he is sad that he is dead.
they classic danced for hoursssssss wow
STOP THAT, WHOEVER YOU ARE
...Turin, really? Are you really Turin?
oh yay, Knowledge Sim gains pleasure from being scared half to death, good good
GUYS
THEY LIKE EACH OTHER ENOUGH FOR POST-SEX SNUGGLING
ok Katniss that's nice but it's 5.45am and I told you to go to bed
MOAR PUPPY SPAM
uyheuyeuyeuyhnuyneu
no Aurora go away
YOU THINK YOU CAN FOOL ME
who the fuck's carpool is this
(it was Aurora's)
!!!
anddddd, it's Giles's birthday!
He rolled Family/Pleasure. and LTW I don't know yet.
ok that's all for now! Next time, probably the last update before COLLEGE. Woohoo!
Credits for Sims~~~
cuddlesgirl for Danielle
sea_serpent for Aurora Scallywag