The Senrega ISBI Legacy 2.5
Last time: violence, WooHoo, more violence, maladjusted kids, violence.
We open this update with an all-too-familiar scene: someone being slapped around by somebody else (in this case, Michelle by Ti-Ning), while yet another person (Daphne) looks on.
And then the situation degenerates into a fight! You'll notice that Daphne is, again, cheering against her grandfather. I think she resents him after he tried to tell her to be peaceful...
Ti-Ning loses. What a surprise.
The next morning, Edwina is throwing a fit about something. Probably her low aspiration. She does it a lot. Let's move on...
Mr Criminal Mastermind pays a visit! This is the townie who, for those who've forgotten, was originally romanced by Michelle (behind Ti-Ning's back), then seduced by Abby, which lead to him fathering Caroline. Now our memories are all refreshed, here he is, being kissed by Abby.
Another fight breaks out in the living room!
Caroline remains unfazed, choosing instead to catch up with this father of hers I don't think she's met before.
Turns out the fight was between Daphne and Edwina, and Daphne won again.
Edwina: O Great Ceiling, please provide me with sustenance!
But once she actually gets some pancakes, she puts them down on the counter instead of eating them.
Oh yeah, and here's Caroline setting a good example by being caring and compassionate.
And then Edwina passed out.
Caroline put some effort into looking more caring this time.
Michelle is still trying to break her daughter's heart... as such, she seduces Mr Criminal Mastermind (I think his name is Stephen?).
Meanwhile, Edwina passes out in the same room. o_O
Yeah, Edwina, don't wake up...
WHY IS THE RUBBISH BIN ON ITS SIDE.
AND WHERE IS THE RUBBISH THAT WAS IN THIS RUBBISH BIN.
It's Daphne's birthday!
Here she is, in the light. She rolled Family.
And this is how she was welcomed to her teenage years! Nice, Caroline.
Daphne, it's all very well to put food INTO the oven, but it does have to be taken OUT again, you know.
...Daphne?
This'll end well.
Told you so!
Daphne: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T JUST LEAVE THE TV DINNER IN THERE OVERNIGHT??
Once the crisis has passed, Daphne still isn't about to take the TV dinner out of the oven. She'd rather slurp milk.
And then take a sponge bath in the kitchen, even though the bathtub isn't being used, leaving her mother trapped IN the bathroom when I wanted her to greet someone outside.
I think this picture really wraps up the Senregas in a nutshell.
Edwina: INSERT FOOD HERE
Daphne: *being slapped by Caroline*
Caroline: *slapping Daphne*
Abby: Man, I need some sleep!
So you're serving up some cereal for the family, are you Daphne? That's all very well, but I'd rather you REMOVED YOUR TV DINNER FROM THE OVEN PLZKTHX.
I think Caroline agrees with me!
As for Michelle... well, she just likes slapping Abby around. We all know that.
Abby's taking none of that!
Or maybe she is.
Abby: Noooo, my daughter is making the bed! How could this happen?
So then Caroline was ~inspired~ by all the violence and attacked Daphne.
And won.
Whoaaa, hold on a moment, it wasn't that bad a fight!! GTFO, Grim.
Oh. I see.
Daphne for some reason decided it'd be a good idea to get between the Grim Reaper and her grandpa... not because she cared about him or anything, but so she could subject them both to her whining about needing the toilet.
Ti-Ning: I don't wanna goooo! =(
Grim: Then allow me to pop your granddaughter's head~~
Daphne: guise need toilet now
Ti-Ning: Fine, you win, just don't hurt Daphne. =(
Grim: OK OK, go join the other one.
Ti-Ning: Huh?
Grim: Oops... spoilers.
Caroline: YOU KILLED GRANDPA!!
Daphne: NO, YOU DID!!
Edwina: won't somebody think of the homework ;_;
Um, no. This is an ISBI house, remember.
Caroline and Daphne decided to fight it out to see who REALLY killed Ti-Ning. Daphne won, so I guess that means she did it. Further proof of this follows:
Caroline sits down to read Edwina a lovely story about teddy bears
THEN DIES!
Daphne: YEAH!! Die, bitch, die!
Edwina: NOOOOOO
Abby: Hmm, there are gonna be lots of ghosts around this place, aren't there? :)
Yeah, I made her beg.
Whooooo! She won!
Caroline's idea of a thank-you: FUCK YOU MUM MAYBE I WANTED TO DIE DID YOU THINK OF THAT HUH DID YOU THINK OF THAT AND NOW THANKS TO YOUR FUCKING BEGGING NOW I HAVE TO LIVE AND COMMIT SUICIDE SOME OTHER WAY AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
Touching.
Anyway, I wouldn't be sure you have to wait long.
Here we go again!
Caroline won
You're cooking again?? Well, try not to leave any food in the oven and walk away again, OK?
NOT HELPING, ABBY
Well what do you think Daphne was just making?
And look! Now Caroline's making some too!
Caroline decided not to go to school today because playing pirates in the bathtub was totally more deserving of her valuable time.
"Daphne is failing and one of the worst students at the school."
This costume is awesome. Too bad she just got promoted to Juggler =(
A fight broke out in the bedroom!
Caroline beat Daphne.
Abby gets to work painting her own portrait
Daphne: I'm so sorryyyyy please forgive me my horrendous crimes
Me: ...seriously?
Edwina: Eh, OK *++*
Daphne: FUCK YOU I TAKE THAT BACK I HATE YOU
Abby: HEY MUM I HATE YOU SO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO
Michelle: You wouldn't dare!
Yes. Yes she would. She won too, but I wasn't fast enough to get a picture.
So Abby decided to help me out and attack again, so I could get a picture of who won this time.
Which I did, but it wasn't Abby. =(
Edwina: FUCK I HATE DAPHNE! APOLOGISING TO ME FOR NO GOOD REASON... WASTING MY TIME...
Ti-Ning: WAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY DID I DIE?? THAT SUCKS
Meanwhile yet another fight is taking place outside
Daphne wins, and is so vengeful that she slams Caroline's face into the metal rubbish bin =(
Can you find Ti-Ning's grave?
...crap. Now I've REALLY lost it. Goddamnit Ti-Ning, just because you're mad about being dead doesn't mean you have to disappear off the face of the planet!!
Another fight ensues
Which Caroline wins
So then ANOTHER fight ensues
And Caroline wins again
Caroline and Edwina took the day off school because for some bizarre reason only one person can go upstairs at any one time?
Then that afternoon it's Edwina's birthday.
Here she is! She rolled Family.
That's all for this instalment! Sorry if it's a bit crap or disjointed or whatever -- I've been flat out with schoolwork this week and just realised today (Saturday) that I have to post this weekend or get kicked out of FC3. We must be nearing the end, so I don't want that to happen! Anyway, thanks for reading. As for the ISBI stats:
ISBI Stats
Torch Holders: 2
Permaplat Sims: 0
Deaths: 2
Accidental Deaths: 1 (+1 averted)
Social Worker Visits: 0
Fires: 4
Fights: 27
Social Bunny Visits: 0
Pass Outs: 7 (+4 toddler pass-outs)
Pants-Pissings: 2
Shrink Visits: 0
Of those 27 fights, 12 were in this update. MADNESS, I tell you.
We open this update with an all-too-familiar scene: someone being slapped around by somebody else (in this case, Michelle by Ti-Ning), while yet another person (Daphne) looks on.
And then the situation degenerates into a fight! You'll notice that Daphne is, again, cheering against her grandfather. I think she resents him after he tried to tell her to be peaceful...
Ti-Ning loses. What a surprise.
The next morning, Edwina is throwing a fit about something. Probably her low aspiration. She does it a lot. Let's move on...
Mr Criminal Mastermind pays a visit! This is the townie who, for those who've forgotten, was originally romanced by Michelle (behind Ti-Ning's back), then seduced by Abby, which lead to him fathering Caroline. Now our memories are all refreshed, here he is, being kissed by Abby.
Another fight breaks out in the living room!
Caroline remains unfazed, choosing instead to catch up with this father of hers I don't think she's met before.
Turns out the fight was between Daphne and Edwina, and Daphne won again.
Edwina: O Great Ceiling, please provide me with sustenance!
But once she actually gets some pancakes, she puts them down on the counter instead of eating them.
Oh yeah, and here's Caroline setting a good example by being caring and compassionate.
And then Edwina passed out.
Caroline put some effort into looking more caring this time.
Michelle is still trying to break her daughter's heart... as such, she seduces Mr Criminal Mastermind (I think his name is Stephen?).
Meanwhile, Edwina passes out in the same room. o_O
Yeah, Edwina, don't wake up...
WHY IS THE RUBBISH BIN ON ITS SIDE.
AND WHERE IS THE RUBBISH THAT WAS IN THIS RUBBISH BIN.
It's Daphne's birthday!
Here she is, in the light. She rolled Family.
And this is how she was welcomed to her teenage years! Nice, Caroline.
Daphne, it's all very well to put food INTO the oven, but it does have to be taken OUT again, you know.
...Daphne?
This'll end well.
Told you so!
Daphne: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T JUST LEAVE THE TV DINNER IN THERE OVERNIGHT??
Once the crisis has passed, Daphne still isn't about to take the TV dinner out of the oven. She'd rather slurp milk.
And then take a sponge bath in the kitchen, even though the bathtub isn't being used, leaving her mother trapped IN the bathroom when I wanted her to greet someone outside.
I think this picture really wraps up the Senregas in a nutshell.
Edwina: INSERT FOOD HERE
Daphne: *being slapped by Caroline*
Caroline: *slapping Daphne*
Abby: Man, I need some sleep!
So you're serving up some cereal for the family, are you Daphne? That's all very well, but I'd rather you REMOVED YOUR TV DINNER FROM THE OVEN PLZKTHX.
I think Caroline agrees with me!
As for Michelle... well, she just likes slapping Abby around. We all know that.
Abby's taking none of that!
Or maybe she is.
Abby: Noooo, my daughter is making the bed! How could this happen?
So then Caroline was ~inspired~ by all the violence and attacked Daphne.
And won.
Whoaaa, hold on a moment, it wasn't that bad a fight!! GTFO, Grim.
Oh. I see.
Daphne for some reason decided it'd be a good idea to get between the Grim Reaper and her grandpa... not because she cared about him or anything, but so she could subject them both to her whining about needing the toilet.
Ti-Ning: I don't wanna goooo! =(
Grim: Then allow me to pop your granddaughter's head~~
Daphne: guise need toilet now
Ti-Ning: Fine, you win, just don't hurt Daphne. =(
Grim: OK OK, go join the other one.
Ti-Ning: Huh?
Grim: Oops... spoilers.
Caroline: YOU KILLED GRANDPA!!
Daphne: NO, YOU DID!!
Edwina: won't somebody think of the homework ;_;
Um, no. This is an ISBI house, remember.
Caroline and Daphne decided to fight it out to see who REALLY killed Ti-Ning. Daphne won, so I guess that means she did it. Further proof of this follows:
Caroline sits down to read Edwina a lovely story about teddy bears
THEN DIES!
Daphne: YEAH!! Die, bitch, die!
Edwina: NOOOOOO
Abby: Hmm, there are gonna be lots of ghosts around this place, aren't there? :)
Yeah, I made her beg.
Whooooo! She won!
Caroline's idea of a thank-you: FUCK YOU MUM MAYBE I WANTED TO DIE DID YOU THINK OF THAT HUH DID YOU THINK OF THAT AND NOW THANKS TO YOUR FUCKING BEGGING NOW I HAVE TO LIVE AND COMMIT SUICIDE SOME OTHER WAY AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
Touching.
Anyway, I wouldn't be sure you have to wait long.
Here we go again!
Caroline won
You're cooking again?? Well, try not to leave any food in the oven and walk away again, OK?
NOT HELPING, ABBY
Well what do you think Daphne was just making?
And look! Now Caroline's making some too!
Caroline decided not to go to school today because playing pirates in the bathtub was totally more deserving of her valuable time.
"Daphne is failing and one of the worst students at the school."
This costume is awesome. Too bad she just got promoted to Juggler =(
A fight broke out in the bedroom!
Caroline beat Daphne.
Abby gets to work painting her own portrait
Daphne: I'm so sorryyyyy please forgive me my horrendous crimes
Me: ...seriously?
Edwina: Eh, OK *++*
Daphne: FUCK YOU I TAKE THAT BACK I HATE YOU
Abby: HEY MUM I HATE YOU SO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO
Michelle: You wouldn't dare!
Yes. Yes she would. She won too, but I wasn't fast enough to get a picture.
So Abby decided to help me out and attack again, so I could get a picture of who won this time.
Which I did, but it wasn't Abby. =(
Edwina: FUCK I HATE DAPHNE! APOLOGISING TO ME FOR NO GOOD REASON... WASTING MY TIME...
Ti-Ning: WAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY DID I DIE?? THAT SUCKS
Meanwhile yet another fight is taking place outside
Daphne wins, and is so vengeful that she slams Caroline's face into the metal rubbish bin =(
Can you find Ti-Ning's grave?
...crap. Now I've REALLY lost it. Goddamnit Ti-Ning, just because you're mad about being dead doesn't mean you have to disappear off the face of the planet!!
Another fight ensues
Which Caroline wins
So then ANOTHER fight ensues
And Caroline wins again
Caroline and Edwina took the day off school because for some bizarre reason only one person can go upstairs at any one time?
Then that afternoon it's Edwina's birthday.
Here she is! She rolled Family.
That's all for this instalment! Sorry if it's a bit crap or disjointed or whatever -- I've been flat out with schoolwork this week and just realised today (Saturday) that I have to post this weekend or get kicked out of FC3. We must be nearing the end, so I don't want that to happen! Anyway, thanks for reading. As for the ISBI stats:
ISBI Stats
Torch Holders: 2
Permaplat Sims: 0
Deaths: 2
Accidental Deaths: 1 (+1 averted)
Social Worker Visits: 0
Fires: 4
Fights: 27
Social Bunny Visits: 0
Pass Outs: 7 (+4 toddler pass-outs)
Pants-Pissings: 2
Shrink Visits: 0
Of those 27 fights, 12 were in this update. MADNESS, I tell you.