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Yesterday/last night was one of the BEST nights of my life.
First, the wedding. We all looked so cute and stuff. Duh, the bride looked the best. It was a good wedding. Best one I've ever been to.
Then the reception.... Well, first, Chuckie and I had a high speed car chase. Sarah kept telling me how she loved me during it.
Then we all went back to the reception and had ourselves a grand ole time. I puked(for real this time, fools) but it was only a little cough spit out puke. It wasn't anything grand. Blythe, Chuckie and I were in the backyard and we couldnt walk. It was funny. LOL! I just rememebered I kept thinking the cops were coming so we hid behind the pool. What a crazy bitch I am. Blythe spit on Melissa, that made me smile.
Mark, Tim, Chuckie, and Blythe went to the store, Melissa was passed out in the backyard, and me and Sarah were in the living room and I remember telling Sarah what I want in my life, and stuff. It was funny now that I think about it. Mark put a dead squirall(I cant spell that word) on Melissa, but I was must too drunk to care.
Chuckie went to sleep, so everytime we went past him, we touched his ass because his pants were under his butt so his ass was hanging out and it was just there.
We saw Tim and Marks penis's. Blythe tried to get Tim to make out with me, which was FUNNY. He was seriously going until it freaked me out.
Mark and Tim int he bedroom was the highlight of my night. They both were gropping eachother. It was so funny.
I LOVE MY FRIENDS MORE THAN ANYONE I HAVE EVER KNOWN!! They are funny people, and do fun things. I like my life now more than I have ever liked it.
I seriously, am so glad I'm friends with these people.
Here are some things that happened(taken from Blythes journal cause I'm too lazy to type), so where you see "I" thats Blythe.
Some of the things Sarah and Rad told me:
-Melissa Shuefelt puked and I said it looked like spaghetti and baked beans and then I yelled at her for drinking more after that. Sarah said that I said "You're a dumb bitch! What is wrong with you? Are you fuckin retarded? Is there something wrong in your damn head?"
-I named my drink Harold and I spilt him and I tried to suck him back up from the ground.
-Rad puked outside and I pointed to Chuckie and said "JERK OFF!" and fell over.
-Chaz said "She hates me." and pointed at me and then said "I said it, I said it." and I said "Yeah I nodded, I nodded." and Chuckie said "You're funny!" which makes me happy because I want to be funny.
-I burned my finger and Sarah said it happened because I was burning stuff and Mark was yelling at me and I told her "Mark told me not to burn anything else so I kept doing it to spite him and I hurt myself." Dental Floss hurt me :-(
-Rad kissed my burn.
-I calculated how many times I saw Tim's penis. I guess it was nine but I dont remember that many times.
-Chuckie grabbed Chaz's tit and I laughed.
I cant think of anything else they told me.
Things I remember:
-Picking up a dead, flattened, squirrel and putting it on Melissa Shuefelt's passed out back.
-Mark calling Chaz "chazalyn" and me laughing forever.
-I dont know details but I remember there being something about jello.Rad told me that we were gonna make jello with Vodka but forgot about it. She said Chuckie and I argued with her about making it and I said "but we dont have a measuring cup." and she said "Make one."
-Chuckie not being able to stand and having to hold on to a bunch of us to balance and me saying "you're freaking me out. you're freakin me out. you're freakin me out" over and over and over.
-Seeing Shue's tits.
-Seeing Mark's hand on Tim's penis and Tim's hand on Mark's penis.
-Begging Tim to make out with Rad.
-Telling Rad I'd be jealous if she made out with Tim and I didnt.
-I remember Shue cried but I dont remember why.
-Tim was dumb and being like "MARK SHOULD WE DO THIS? OMG I CANT BELIEVE WE'RE DOING THIS! MY HAND IS ON YOUR PENIS!"
First, the wedding. We all looked so cute and stuff. Duh, the bride looked the best. It was a good wedding. Best one I've ever been to.
Then the reception.... Well, first, Chuckie and I had a high speed car chase. Sarah kept telling me how she loved me during it.
Then we all went back to the reception and had ourselves a grand ole time. I puked(for real this time, fools) but it was only a little cough spit out puke. It wasn't anything grand. Blythe, Chuckie and I were in the backyard and we couldnt walk. It was funny. LOL! I just rememebered I kept thinking the cops were coming so we hid behind the pool. What a crazy bitch I am. Blythe spit on Melissa, that made me smile.
Mark, Tim, Chuckie, and Blythe went to the store, Melissa was passed out in the backyard, and me and Sarah were in the living room and I remember telling Sarah what I want in my life, and stuff. It was funny now that I think about it. Mark put a dead squirall(I cant spell that word) on Melissa, but I was must too drunk to care.
Chuckie went to sleep, so everytime we went past him, we touched his ass because his pants were under his butt so his ass was hanging out and it was just there.
We saw Tim and Marks penis's. Blythe tried to get Tim to make out with me, which was FUNNY. He was seriously going until it freaked me out.
Mark and Tim int he bedroom was the highlight of my night. They both were gropping eachother. It was so funny.
I LOVE MY FRIENDS MORE THAN ANYONE I HAVE EVER KNOWN!! They are funny people, and do fun things. I like my life now more than I have ever liked it.
I seriously, am so glad I'm friends with these people.
Here are some things that happened(taken from Blythes journal cause I'm too lazy to type), so where you see "I" thats Blythe.
Some of the things Sarah and Rad told me:
-Melissa Shuefelt puked and I said it looked like spaghetti and baked beans and then I yelled at her for drinking more after that. Sarah said that I said "You're a dumb bitch! What is wrong with you? Are you fuckin retarded? Is there something wrong in your damn head?"
-I named my drink Harold and I spilt him and I tried to suck him back up from the ground.
-Rad puked outside and I pointed to Chuckie and said "JERK OFF!" and fell over.
-Chaz said "She hates me." and pointed at me and then said "I said it, I said it." and I said "Yeah I nodded, I nodded." and Chuckie said "You're funny!" which makes me happy because I want to be funny.
-I burned my finger and Sarah said it happened because I was burning stuff and Mark was yelling at me and I told her "Mark told me not to burn anything else so I kept doing it to spite him and I hurt myself." Dental Floss hurt me :-(
-Rad kissed my burn.
-I calculated how many times I saw Tim's penis. I guess it was nine but I dont remember that many times.
-Chuckie grabbed Chaz's tit and I laughed.
I cant think of anything else they told me.
Things I remember:
-Picking up a dead, flattened, squirrel and putting it on Melissa Shuefelt's passed out back.
-Mark calling Chaz "chazalyn" and me laughing forever.
-I dont know details but I remember there being something about jello.Rad told me that we were gonna make jello with Vodka but forgot about it. She said Chuckie and I argued with her about making it and I said "but we dont have a measuring cup." and she said "Make one."
-Chuckie not being able to stand and having to hold on to a bunch of us to balance and me saying "you're freaking me out. you're freakin me out. you're freakin me out" over and over and over.
-Seeing Shue's tits.
-Seeing Mark's hand on Tim's penis and Tim's hand on Mark's penis.
-Begging Tim to make out with Rad.
-Telling Rad I'd be jealous if she made out with Tim and I didnt.
-I remember Shue cried but I dont remember why.
-Tim was dumb and being like "MARK SHOULD WE DO THIS? OMG I CANT BELIEVE WE'RE DOING THIS! MY HAND IS ON YOUR PENIS!"