movies in 2012
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#01. Glee: The 3D Concert Movie
Kevin Tancharoen (2011)
01.01.12
★★☆☆☆
"I hope they have an overwhelming sensation about my boobs in "Slave"
#02. Real Steel
Shawn Levy (2011)
02.02.12
★★★☆☆
"The People's Champion? Sounds pretty good to me."
#03. Spy Kids: All the Time in the World
Robert Rodriguez (2011)
02.14.12
★★☆☆☆
#04. 50/50
Jonathan Levine (2011)
02.16.12
★★★★☆
"Because you're his girlfriend! You cheated on him and he has fucking cancer, you lunatic!"
#05: Footloose
Craig Brewer (2011)
02.17.12
★★★☆☆
"Wait, wait, wait. Jump back. Are you kidding me? Dancing is against the law?"
#06. The Descendants
Alexander Payne (2011)
02.17.12
★★★★☆
"Elizabeth is dying. Wait... Fuck you! And she's dying."
#07: What's Your Number?
Mark Mylod (2011)
02.17.12
★★☆☆☆
"If you were on Twitter you would know that already."
#08. Something Borrowed
Luke Greenfield (2011)
02.19.12
★★☆☆☆
"The Hamptons are like a zombie movie directed by Ralph Lauren."
#09. Little Fockers
Paul Weitz (2010)
02.20.12
★★☆☆☆
"So I ask you, Greg, are you prepared to be... the Godfocker?"
#10. Adventureland
Greg Mottola (2009)
02.20.12
★★☆☆☆
"Are you drinking drugs?"
#11. Midnight in Paris
Woody Allen (2011)
02.20.12
★★★☆☆
"That Paris exists and anyone could choose to live anywhere else in the world will always be a mystery to me."
#12. Larry Crowne
Tom Hanks (2011)
02.21.12
★★☆☆☆
#13. Horrible Bosses
Seth Gordon (2011)
02.24.12
★★☆☆☆
"Technically, I think it's immoral not to kill him."
#14. Monte Carlo
Thomas Bezucha (2011)
02.27.12
★★☆☆☆
"I finally meet a guy who likes me for me. And I'm not even me."
#15. The Help
Tate Taylor (2011)
02.28.12
★★★★☆
"You is kind. You is smart. You is important."
#16. A Warrior's Heart
Michael F. Sears (2011)
02.28.12
★★☆☆☆
#17. A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas
Todd Strauss-Schulson (2011)
02.28.12
★★☆☆☆
"No can do man. I have to stay here and smoke this weed, otherwise I won't get high."
#18. The Back-Up Plan
Alan Poul (2010)
02.29.12
★★☆☆☆
"Well you should see some of the babies that come in here, total fat asses."
#19. I Melt With You
Mark Pellington (2011)
03.01.12
☆☆☆☆☆
"To forget this feeling is to fail. And if we forget, we will die as one."
#20. Young Adult
Jason Reitman (2011)
03.01.12
★★☆☆☆
"I'm crazy and no one loves me."
#21. Love, Wedding, Marriage
Dermot Mulroney (2011)
03.08.12
★★☆☆☆
"I promise to fall in love with you everyday."
#22. The Muppets
James Bobin (2011)
03.09.12
★★★☆☆
"Am I a Muppet, or am I a man? If I'm a man, I'm a Muppet of a man."
#23. The Vow
Michael Sucsy (2012)
03.09.12
★★☆☆☆
"Life's all about moments, of impact and how they changes our lives forever. But what if one day you could no longer remember any of them?"
#24. Moneyball
Bennett Miller (2011)
03.17.12
★★★☆☆
"How can you not get romantic about baseball?"
#25. Game Change
Jay Roach (2012)
03.18.12
★☆☆☆☆
"If you had to do it over again, would you have her on the ticket?"
#26. We Bought a Zoo
Cameron Crowe (2011)
03.18.12
★★★☆☆
"If you had to choose between people and animals, who would you pick?"
#27. The Ides of March
George Clooney (2011)
03.19.12
★★★☆☆
"I'm not a Christian. I'm not an Atheist. I'm not Jewish. I'm not Muslim. My religion, what I believe in is called the Constitution of United States of America."
#28. The Hunger Games*
Gary Ross (2012)
03.23.12
★★★★☆
"I'm not allowed to bet, but if I could, I'd bet on you."
#29. Winter's Bone
Debra Granik (2010)
03.25.12
★★★☆☆
"I'd be lost without the weight of you two on my back. I ain't goin' anywhere."
#30. The Big Year
David Frankel (2011)
03.29.12
★★☆☆☆
"The birds wait for no man."
#31. Loosies
Michael Corrente (2012)
03.30.12
★★☆☆☆
"I never took from anybody who looked like they had less than me."
#32. Love & Other Drugs
Edward Zwick (2010)
03.30.12
★★★☆☆
"Let's just say in some alternate universe, there's a couple just like us, okay? Only she's healthy and he's perfect. ... I don't want to be those people. I want us. You. This."
#33. One for the Money
Julie Anne Robinson (2012)
03.30.12
★★☆☆☆
"So that’s two guys in two nights who’ve seen me naked and walked away … should I be worried?"
#34. New Year's Eve
Garry Marshall (2011)
03.31.12
★★★☆☆
"Nothing beats New York on New Years Eve."
#35. Vampires Suck
Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer (2010)
03.31.12
★☆☆☆☆
#36. Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred
John Fortenberry (2011)
04.19.12
★☆☆☆☆
"Everybody's weird. There are just some people who like to act like they're normal."
#37. Green Lantern
Martin Campbell (2011)
04.25.12
★★☆☆☆
"As Lanterns we must fight with all our will. Our wills have not always been united. It's time they were."
#38. Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked
Mike Mitchell (2011)
04.29.11
★☆☆☆☆
#39. The Lucky One
Scott Hicks (2012)
04.30.12
★★☆☆☆
"Everyone has their own destiny, but not everyone makes their own choice to follow it."
#40. American Reunion
Jon Hurwitz, Hayden Schlossberg (2012)
04.30.12
★★★★☆
"Were we just as obnoxious as these kids back in the day?"
#41. Bel Ami
Declan Donnellan, Nick Ormerod (2012)
05.05.12
★★☆☆☆
"It's not enough to be loved, even by you."
#42. This Means War
McG (2012)
05.09.12
★★★☆☆
"Don't choose the better man, choose the man who makes you a better woman."
#43. Inception
Christopher Nolan (2010)
05.20.12
★★★★☆
"You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling."
#44. Unstoppable
Tony Scott (2010)
06.14.12
★★☆☆☆
"This is Will Colson, the conductor speaking; just to let you know we're gonna gonna run this bitch down."
#45. Mr. Popper's Penguins
Mark Waters (2011)
06.16.12
★★☆☆☆
#46. Magic Mike*
Steven Soderbergh (2012)
07.01.12
★★★☆☆
"Fact is, the law says you cannot touch! But I think I see a lotta lawbreakers up in this house tonight..."
#47. Dolphin Tale
Charles Martin Smith (2011)
07.18.12
★★★☆☆
#48. Bedtime Stories
Adam Shankman (2008)
07.20.12
★★★☆☆
"Your fun is only limited by your imagination."
#49. The Kids Are All Right
Lisa Cholodenko (2010)
08.03.12
★☆☆☆☆
"Bottom line is, marriage is hard. Its really fucking hard. Just two people slogging through the shit, year after year, getting older, changing. Its a fucking marathon, okay?"
#50. Ted*
Seth MacFarlane (2012)
08.10.12
★★☆☆☆
"No matter how big a splash you make in this world whether you're Corey Feldman, Frankie Muniz, Justin Bieber or a talking teddy bear, eventually, nobody gives a shit. "
#51. Bachelorette
Leslye Headland (2012)
08.11.12
★★★☆☆
"To never doing any of that, ever again."
#52. 21 Jump Street
Phil Lord, Chris Miller (2012)
08.15.12
★★★☆☆
"Are you ready for a lifetime of being absolutely badass motherfuckers?"
#53. Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
Mark Waters (2009)
08.17.12
★★☆☆☆
"It's all for your own good. And what's not for your own good is for my entertainment."
#54. Puss in Boots
Chris Miller (2011)
08.18.12
★★☆☆☆
"My name would become legend..."
#55. Batman Begins
Christopher Nolan (2005)
08.28.12
★★★☆☆
"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me. "
#56. The Dark Knight
Christopher Nolan (2008)
08.31.12
★★★★★
"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
#57. The Dark Knight Rises*
Christopher Nolan (2012)
09.03.12
★★★★☆
"I never wanted you to come back to Gotham. I always knew there was nothing here for you, except pain and tragedy."
#58. Snow White & the Huntsman
Rupert Sanders (2012)
09.07.12
★☆☆☆☆
"You were the only one who could break the spell and destroy me, and the only one pure enough to save me."
#59. 3, 2, 1...Frankie Go Boom
Jordan Roberts (2012)
09.10.11
★★★☆☆
"I'm sorry I'm crying. You must feel like enough of a failure."
#60. Fast Five
Justin Lin (2011)
09.15.12
★★★☆☆
#61. People Like Us
Alex Kurtzman (2012)
09.15.12
★★★☆☆
“The outcome doesn’t matter. What matters is you’re there for it, whatever it is, good or bad.”
#62. The Avengers
Joss Whedon (2012)
09.16.12
★★★☆☆
"There was an idea to bring together a group of remarkable people, so when we needed them, they could fight the battles that we never could..."
#63. What to Expect When You're Expecting
Kirk Jones (2012)
09.19.12
★★☆☆☆
"Well, I'm calling it - pregnancy sucks. Making a human being is really hard."
#64. Cosmopolis
David Cronenberg (2012)
09.20.12
★★☆☆☆
"I need a haircut."
#65. Pitch Perfect*
Jason Moore (2012)
10.05.12
★★★★☆
"I sometimes have the feeling I should do crystal meth, but then I think, hmmm... better not."
#66. Captain America: The First Avenger
Joe Johnston (2011)
10.08.12
★★☆☆☆
"Whatever happens tomorrow, you must promise me one thing. That you will stay who you are, not a perfect soldier, but a good man."
#67. The Babymakers
Jay Chandrasekhar (2012)
10.18.12
★☆☆☆☆
#68. Battleship
Peter Berg (2012)
10.12.12
★★☆☆☆
"If there is intelligent life out there and they come here, it's going to be like Columbus and the Indians, only we're the Indians."
#69. Our Idiot Brother
Jesse Peretz (2011)
10.19.12
★★☆☆☆
"I like to think that if you put your trust out there; if you really give people the benefit of the doubt, see their best intentions, people will rise to the occasion."
#70. The Perks of Being a Wallflower*
Stephen Chbosky (2012)
10.21.12
★★★★☆
"We accept the love we think we deserve."
#71. The Campaign
Jay Roach (2012)
11.03.12
★★☆☆☆
"America, Jesus, freedom."
#72. Breaking Dawn Pt. 2*
Bill Condon (2012)
11.16.12
★★★☆☆
"Lot of red eyes around here..."
#73. Journey 2: The Mysterious Island
Brad Peyton (2012)
12.08.12
★★☆☆☆
"Who's up for an adventure?"
#74. Hope Springs
David Frankel (2012)
12.08.12
★★☆☆☆
#75. The Nutty Professor
Tom Shadyac (1996)
12.21.12
★★☆☆☆
#76. For a Good Time, Call...
Jamie Travis (2012)
12.23.12
★★★★☆
"You ladies are living some fucked up version of the American Dream."
#77. This is 40
Judd Apatow (2012)
12.26.12
★★★☆☆
"We’re 40 years old, if we don’t do something now, when are we going to do it?"
#78. 10 Years
Jamie Linden (2011)
12.30.12
★★☆☆☆
#79. The Amazing Spider-Man
Marc Webb (2012)
12.31.12
★★★★☆
"You owe the world your gifts. You just have to figure out how to use them."
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