date w/ josh, justin, and kasey
so yeah....last night i went on a double date w/ josh, his friend justin, and kasey. josh looked absolutely GORGEOUS!! ahh i wanted him. as kasey so nicely put it "you wanna jump in the front seat and do him"
here are the good and bad things about the night:
+kasey coming over to get ready
+/-us continually burning our hands on kasey's hair
+/-me looking out the window every 2 minutes
-getting ready to my dad's stupid ass music
+pink...nuff said
+josh letting me wear his coat :)
+how indicisive we are...it's kinda funny lmao
+GOTCHA!!!!!!!!!-->josh
+trying to run from kasey and justin...and somehow always ending up in a dead end
-wearing the wrong shoes for a corn maze...then how bad my feet hurt later
+throwing signs and putting flags in the wrong places
+/-crawling through the corn when we got stuck in a dead end
+"this corn smells!!"-->dumb blonde kasey
+"omg i wet myself"-->justin
+"shove it"-->kasey, "only if you suck it"-->josh (i can't believe he said that to her...who the hell was he supposed to be on the date with?)
+me or kasey saying something stupid, and josh going "oh yeah? well suck me off!!"
+"i give it deep, but only if you can take it deep"-->josh
+hiding in the corn w/ josh and almost losing kasey and justin :)!!
+/-"you guys can get out for chucking my sign"...who the hell gets kicked out of a corn maze? lmao
+"pull to the side of the road DUMBASS!!"-->the cop josh and justin told us about
+pastore (pronounced "pastery" according to josh)
+stopping at the red light...seeing another light turn green...going...realizing our light was still red...BACKING UP!...the light turning green while we're backing up lmao... (all the while, kasey's in the front seat going "RED LIGHT!! RED LIGHT!!" i'm convinced justin never shoulda gotten a license
+/-driving around for a half hour looking for a place to eat...passing the same place 3 times...then saying "eh..let's go to thayer street" (only - cuz me and josh were hungry)
+/-driving the wrong way down thayer street
+passing our parking spot 3 times...backing up on a one-way to park
+/-looking for the pizza place that we conveniently didn't know the name of (still - only cuz me and josh were hungry)
+getting our pizza
+josh being the "pizza delivery guy" while we went inside CVS to get drinks
+"where are we going?"-->josh "idk...where do you wanna go?"-->me "it doesn't matter to me, how bout you?"-->josh "it doesn't matter to me either"-->me
+/-getting lost on the way to the highway
+/-me yelling "FUCKING DRIVE" to a car full of people who looked like they coulda pulled a gun on us
+kasey and justin going into brooks for directions, that they forgot on their way out
+the comment made to me by josh while they were inside "well the objective of tonight was to be with you, so by sitting in this car we're meeting to objective, so i really don't care where we go" awwwwww
+the german guy that didn't know where the fuck to go..."just go that way, and ask somebody else"
++++++FINALLY FINDING THE HIGHWAY!!!
+"she's gonna write love letters in her journal about you"-->kasey to josh about me
+more indicisiveness about where we were going
+stopping at justin's house for a movie..."which movie do you want"-->josh, "idk, doesn't matter"-->me and kasey (more indicisiveness)
+me to kasey a little later "the only reason i don't care what movie is cuz i have no intention of watching it"
+me slapping josh's ass when he was bent over
+/-justin's dog...that thing didn't like me
-josh hiding behind me when the dog was growling at us...pshhh he's supposed to protect me!!
+"wtf are you doing, don't open the door you idiot"-->josh to me...apparently he doesn't like when girls try to open doors
+going to josh's house
+/-kelsey (apparently josh thought that was kasey's name the whole night lmao)
+/-meeting josh's family
+kasey flipping me off...me saying "maybe later"...and the look i got from josh after saying it
+/-watching "mean girls"...that movie was kinda funny...but kinda stupid at the same time
-josh's mom deciding she wanted to watch the movie with us
+"i have the same birthday as him"-->me to josh's mom..."yeah, i got married on his birthday so i'd never forget my anniversary"-->his mom to me..."that's kinda gay"-->josh..."yeah, kinda gay, just like you"-->his mom
+the carride back to my house...apparently josh was tired, cuz he attempted to use my lap as a pillow
-getting home and having my mom bitch about how i looked slutty
+going back outside w/ kasey's stuff and jumping in the car and going
+josh walking me to my door when we got back home :)
-not getting a goodnight kiss :(
-everything that happened after i walked in the door
well, all in all, minus a few things, that was a funny night. that probably isn't even all of it, i just can't remember everything. it was soooo much fun though!!!!! :)
here are the good and bad things about the night:
+kasey coming over to get ready
+/-us continually burning our hands on kasey's hair
+/-me looking out the window every 2 minutes
-getting ready to my dad's stupid ass music
+pink...nuff said
+josh letting me wear his coat :)
+how indicisive we are...it's kinda funny lmao
+GOTCHA!!!!!!!!!-->josh
+trying to run from kasey and justin...and somehow always ending up in a dead end
-wearing the wrong shoes for a corn maze...then how bad my feet hurt later
+throwing signs and putting flags in the wrong places
+/-crawling through the corn when we got stuck in a dead end
+"this corn smells!!"-->dumb blonde kasey
+"omg i wet myself"-->justin
+"shove it"-->kasey, "only if you suck it"-->josh (i can't believe he said that to her...who the hell was he supposed to be on the date with?)
+me or kasey saying something stupid, and josh going "oh yeah? well suck me off!!"
+"i give it deep, but only if you can take it deep"-->josh
+hiding in the corn w/ josh and almost losing kasey and justin :)!!
+/-"you guys can get out for chucking my sign"...who the hell gets kicked out of a corn maze? lmao
+"pull to the side of the road DUMBASS!!"-->the cop josh and justin told us about
+pastore (pronounced "pastery" according to josh)
+stopping at the red light...seeing another light turn green...going...realizing our light was still red...BACKING UP!...the light turning green while we're backing up lmao... (all the while, kasey's in the front seat going "RED LIGHT!! RED LIGHT!!" i'm convinced justin never shoulda gotten a license
+/-driving around for a half hour looking for a place to eat...passing the same place 3 times...then saying "eh..let's go to thayer street" (only - cuz me and josh were hungry)
+/-driving the wrong way down thayer street
+passing our parking spot 3 times...backing up on a one-way to park
+/-looking for the pizza place that we conveniently didn't know the name of (still - only cuz me and josh were hungry)
+getting our pizza
+josh being the "pizza delivery guy" while we went inside CVS to get drinks
+"where are we going?"-->josh "idk...where do you wanna go?"-->me "it doesn't matter to me, how bout you?"-->josh "it doesn't matter to me either"-->me
+/-getting lost on the way to the highway
+/-me yelling "FUCKING DRIVE" to a car full of people who looked like they coulda pulled a gun on us
+kasey and justin going into brooks for directions, that they forgot on their way out
+the comment made to me by josh while they were inside "well the objective of tonight was to be with you, so by sitting in this car we're meeting to objective, so i really don't care where we go" awwwwww
+the german guy that didn't know where the fuck to go..."just go that way, and ask somebody else"
++++++FINALLY FINDING THE HIGHWAY!!!
+"she's gonna write love letters in her journal about you"-->kasey to josh about me
+more indicisiveness about where we were going
+stopping at justin's house for a movie..."which movie do you want"-->josh, "idk, doesn't matter"-->me and kasey (more indicisiveness)
+me to kasey a little later "the only reason i don't care what movie is cuz i have no intention of watching it"
+me slapping josh's ass when he was bent over
+/-justin's dog...that thing didn't like me
-josh hiding behind me when the dog was growling at us...pshhh he's supposed to protect me!!
+"wtf are you doing, don't open the door you idiot"-->josh to me...apparently he doesn't like when girls try to open doors
+going to josh's house
+/-kelsey (apparently josh thought that was kasey's name the whole night lmao)
+/-meeting josh's family
+kasey flipping me off...me saying "maybe later"...and the look i got from josh after saying it
+/-watching "mean girls"...that movie was kinda funny...but kinda stupid at the same time
-josh's mom deciding she wanted to watch the movie with us
+"i have the same birthday as him"-->me to josh's mom..."yeah, i got married on his birthday so i'd never forget my anniversary"-->his mom to me..."that's kinda gay"-->josh..."yeah, kinda gay, just like you"-->his mom
+the carride back to my house...apparently josh was tired, cuz he attempted to use my lap as a pillow
-getting home and having my mom bitch about how i looked slutty
+going back outside w/ kasey's stuff and jumping in the car and going
+josh walking me to my door when we got back home :)
-not getting a goodnight kiss :(
-everything that happened after i walked in the door
well, all in all, minus a few things, that was a funny night. that probably isn't even all of it, i just can't remember everything. it was soooo much fun though!!!!! :)