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You Know You're Addicted to AIM When...
You no longer type with proper punctuation, capitalization, or complete sentences...
You're pissed off your buddy list can only hold 200 screen names
You begin to say hehehe instead of laughing
You can now type over 70 wpm
You type messages to people who are right next to you or on the phone with you.
You won't work at a company that blocks AIM
You sign on and immediately get 10 messages from other people
You have a few screen names, some of them secret.
You type in random screen names, just to see if anyone has them.
You don't break for the bathroom - even though you've got to go real bad - until you think of a witty away message.
You check the away messages of your buddies, every day, to make sure they haven't changed.
You have a few people on your buddy list just to spy on them.
You've had a meaningful conversation with a bot.
You learned Photoshop to make a super cool buddy icon
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You Know You're Addicted to Ally McBeal When...
You have a theme song.
You unconsciously quote phrases from Ally McBeal.
You can sing "Searchin' My Soul", not like the CD-quality version, but the way it sounds when it is broadcast at the start of the show, complete with all the additional vocalizations ("yeah", "baa-bay","ohhhhheeey",etc.).
You can sing the Calista Flockhart version of "Searchin' My Soul" and you know what episode it was sung in.
You know what other episodes featured the song "Searchin' My Soul"
You can assiciate song titles with episode titles.
You can associate episode titles with plots.
Songs From Ally McBeal is always playing on your stereo
You say something cool, and then immediately after that you say "yourlastname-ism" (Fishism, McBealism, etc.)
You watched The Practice hoping that Bobby would mention Ally
You call your restroom the "Unisex"
You go into McDonalds and ask for the "McBeal Meal" or "Ally McBeal Deal Meal."
You get a copy of the 1998 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and flip page by page looking for the Ally McBeal advertisement, while skipping the pictures of all the models in swimsuits.
You keep thinking about Ally's PJs and you can't sleep without them.
You dance in the middle of the street in your PJs while it's snowing.
You look under the toilet stalls to see if anyone's using them before spilling juicy secrets.
You call your friends Ally McBeal character names.
You see Dancing Babies.
You see Dancing Babies, and you dance with them.
You go out and but a cheesy disco CD just because it has Hooked on a Feeling on it and you can't listen to it without dancing in your PJ's.
You see transparent baby throwing a spear at you.
You grow at people.
You want to kill Larry's (Robert Downy Jr's) ex-wife through the TV when she comes on the show because Ally finally has a really hot guy!
Robert Downy Jr. and Jon Bon Jovi take your breath away.
If you mess up you say "bygones"
You have taught yourself to master the "nosewhistle" and to do a dismount from a bathroom stall.
You have a crazy notion to hit your boss with your shoe.
You see little people dancing and hear music when no one else does.
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You Know You're Addicted to CSI When...
You know the biographies of ALL the personnel from the CSI website.
You never work (or go out) Thursday nites because you'll miss CSI (although you tape it anyway).
You can't sleep knowing that something exciting is going to happen on the next episode
Your friend asks you about the episode with "the sparkling room thingie," and you don't even have to think about it before informing them they're thinking of Scooba Doobie-Do.
Your puppy is called VEGAS as a compromise, because none of your kids could stop arguing over whether it was gonna be called Grissom, Warrick, Greggo or Nicky......
You start knocking on walls in hope of finding a dead body between them
You walk around with a Mag-lite
You change your lighting to UV lighting, just to see those stains in your carpet
You dust for prints in your knife drawer
You wrap your house with yellow crime-scene tape
You wear latex gloves while at home
You suddenly study chemistry to understand more about those chemical reactions.
You learn Photoshop you can make wallpapers out of the pics you have
You've changed your quote from "Smile at the world, and the world will smile back" to "Concentrate on what cannot lie... The evidence"
When you were a kid, you wanted to be an astronaut. Now you want to be a CSI
When you are the leader of a group, you think, "What kind of a leader should I be? Gris Style or Horatio?"
You stare at Grissom's eyeglasses and Horatio's shades, then search for the exact pair (or at least close to it!)
You plan on living in Las Vegas or Miami
Your choice of car? The one like Horatio has.
You have a jacket, with the word "Forencics" written on the back
You'd even settle for a shirt with the same word
You read HAMLET, cause it was mentioned that HORATIO came from the name of Hamlet's best bud, Horatio
You got arrested when found crossing the yellow tape.
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You Know You're Addicted to Friends When...
You named your cats Chandler and Phoebe
You have had dreams where you're the seventh Friend.
You *seriously* consider naming your future daughter Emma.
You can tell within 10 seconds of the beginning of the episodes exactly which one it is - and you can instantly remember what will happen.
You can't go one day without a Friends reference.
You are forever writing scripts for a Friends movie and sending them in (even if you have received several thousand rejection letters)
Your favourite words are - Doi, Yuh-hu and Nu-uh
You only ever buy magazines because they have something to do with FRIENDS in them
You get your hair cut like Jennifer Aniston's (even if it looks terrible on you)
You are able to perfectly re-enact every episode line-by-line
You are always refering to real life incidents as 'The One With......'
You have made a soundtrack out of all of Phoebe's songs and you listen to it all day long
You've taped every episode of FRIENDS since the very first one, and watch the tapes continually
You refuse to drink any beverage (especially coffee/tea) if it isn't served in one of the cups like the ones they have at Central Perk
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AND IF U READ ANY OF THESE...IT BETTER BE THIS ONE! U MUST SAVE THE BEST 4 LAST
You Know You're Addicted to Survivor When...
When you lose a game of pick-up basketball, you turn to your teamates and dejectedly say "Well, I guess we're gonna have to hike up to Tribal Council tonight."
Your friends begin to wonder why you always say "I like you guys...but not in a homosexual way."
When your math teacher threatens to kick you out of class for talking to much, you proudly shoot back "You can't. I have immunity."
You buy a Canadian Alliance membership since "the only people who ever win are those in an alliance."
When giving out your phone number, you give people your cell number, pager number, and coconut phone number.
When someone tells you you're going on a picnic, you immediately assume that all you'll be eating are Doritos and Mountain Dew.
You scour the local health food store for chicken feed.
You deliberately cook all your rice mushy because you know it will "piss Jerri off".
Whenever your girlfriend so much as mentions chocolate, you stand up and shout "The Colbster (or Danster, or Jamester or whatever your name is) is not a Hershey Bar!!!"
You throw buckets on water on people you don't like.
You justify all your actions by saying: "It's what Mike would have wanted us to do."
You think the Gore-Bush deadlock should have been decided on "previous votes."
At 12:50 every day, you announce: "The tribe has spoken. It's time to go...to Biology."
You plant beef jerkey in your friends backpack and when he leaves you tell people that you think he's been smuggling jerkey "behind our backs."
You find the mere mention of beef jerkey funny.
When voting in the provincial election voting booth, you neatly print "RALPH" on your ballot, then hold it up and say: "Ralph, if you were dying of thirst in the..."
You force yourself to watch VH1 Rock 'N Roll jeopardy just to see more of Jeff Probst.
Whenever you use a candle snuffer, you insist on saying: "The tribe has spoken."
You get the innexplicable urge to wave your finger in the face of any vegetarians you know.
You no longer talk to anyone you know named Jerri.
You no longer type with proper punctuation, capitalization, or complete sentences...
You're pissed off your buddy list can only hold 200 screen names
You begin to say hehehe instead of laughing
You can now type over 70 wpm
You type messages to people who are right next to you or on the phone with you.
You won't work at a company that blocks AIM
You sign on and immediately get 10 messages from other people
You have a few screen names, some of them secret.
You type in random screen names, just to see if anyone has them.
You don't break for the bathroom - even though you've got to go real bad - until you think of a witty away message.
You check the away messages of your buddies, every day, to make sure they haven't changed.
You have a few people on your buddy list just to spy on them.
You've had a meaningful conversation with a bot.
You learned Photoshop to make a super cool buddy icon
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You Know You're Addicted to Ally McBeal When...
You have a theme song.
You unconsciously quote phrases from Ally McBeal.
You can sing "Searchin' My Soul", not like the CD-quality version, but the way it sounds when it is broadcast at the start of the show, complete with all the additional vocalizations ("yeah", "baa-bay","ohhhhheeey",etc.).
You can sing the Calista Flockhart version of "Searchin' My Soul" and you know what episode it was sung in.
You know what other episodes featured the song "Searchin' My Soul"
You can assiciate song titles with episode titles.
You can associate episode titles with plots.
Songs From Ally McBeal is always playing on your stereo
You say something cool, and then immediately after that you say "yourlastname-ism" (Fishism, McBealism, etc.)
You watched The Practice hoping that Bobby would mention Ally
You call your restroom the "Unisex"
You go into McDonalds and ask for the "McBeal Meal" or "Ally McBeal Deal Meal."
You get a copy of the 1998 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and flip page by page looking for the Ally McBeal advertisement, while skipping the pictures of all the models in swimsuits.
You keep thinking about Ally's PJs and you can't sleep without them.
You dance in the middle of the street in your PJs while it's snowing.
You look under the toilet stalls to see if anyone's using them before spilling juicy secrets.
You call your friends Ally McBeal character names.
You see Dancing Babies.
You see Dancing Babies, and you dance with them.
You go out and but a cheesy disco CD just because it has Hooked on a Feeling on it and you can't listen to it without dancing in your PJ's.
You see transparent baby throwing a spear at you.
You grow at people.
You want to kill Larry's (Robert Downy Jr's) ex-wife through the TV when she comes on the show because Ally finally has a really hot guy!
Robert Downy Jr. and Jon Bon Jovi take your breath away.
If you mess up you say "bygones"
You have taught yourself to master the "nosewhistle" and to do a dismount from a bathroom stall.
You have a crazy notion to hit your boss with your shoe.
You see little people dancing and hear music when no one else does.
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You Know You're Addicted to CSI When...
You know the biographies of ALL the personnel from the CSI website.
You never work (or go out) Thursday nites because you'll miss CSI (although you tape it anyway).
You can't sleep knowing that something exciting is going to happen on the next episode
Your friend asks you about the episode with "the sparkling room thingie," and you don't even have to think about it before informing them they're thinking of Scooba Doobie-Do.
Your puppy is called VEGAS as a compromise, because none of your kids could stop arguing over whether it was gonna be called Grissom, Warrick, Greggo or Nicky......
You start knocking on walls in hope of finding a dead body between them
You walk around with a Mag-lite
You change your lighting to UV lighting, just to see those stains in your carpet
You dust for prints in your knife drawer
You wrap your house with yellow crime-scene tape
You wear latex gloves while at home
You suddenly study chemistry to understand more about those chemical reactions.
You learn Photoshop you can make wallpapers out of the pics you have
You've changed your quote from "Smile at the world, and the world will smile back" to "Concentrate on what cannot lie... The evidence"
When you were a kid, you wanted to be an astronaut. Now you want to be a CSI
When you are the leader of a group, you think, "What kind of a leader should I be? Gris Style or Horatio?"
You stare at Grissom's eyeglasses and Horatio's shades, then search for the exact pair (or at least close to it!)
You plan on living in Las Vegas or Miami
Your choice of car? The one like Horatio has.
You have a jacket, with the word "Forencics" written on the back
You'd even settle for a shirt with the same word
You read HAMLET, cause it was mentioned that HORATIO came from the name of Hamlet's best bud, Horatio
You got arrested when found crossing the yellow tape.
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You Know You're Addicted to Friends When...
You named your cats Chandler and Phoebe
You have had dreams where you're the seventh Friend.
You *seriously* consider naming your future daughter Emma.
You can tell within 10 seconds of the beginning of the episodes exactly which one it is - and you can instantly remember what will happen.
You can't go one day without a Friends reference.
You are forever writing scripts for a Friends movie and sending them in (even if you have received several thousand rejection letters)
Your favourite words are - Doi, Yuh-hu and Nu-uh
You only ever buy magazines because they have something to do with FRIENDS in them
You get your hair cut like Jennifer Aniston's (even if it looks terrible on you)
You are able to perfectly re-enact every episode line-by-line
You are always refering to real life incidents as 'The One With......'
You have made a soundtrack out of all of Phoebe's songs and you listen to it all day long
You've taped every episode of FRIENDS since the very first one, and watch the tapes continually
You refuse to drink any beverage (especially coffee/tea) if it isn't served in one of the cups like the ones they have at Central Perk
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AND IF U READ ANY OF THESE...IT BETTER BE THIS ONE! U MUST SAVE THE BEST 4 LAST
You Know You're Addicted to Survivor When...
When you lose a game of pick-up basketball, you turn to your teamates and dejectedly say "Well, I guess we're gonna have to hike up to Tribal Council tonight."
Your friends begin to wonder why you always say "I like you guys...but not in a homosexual way."
When your math teacher threatens to kick you out of class for talking to much, you proudly shoot back "You can't. I have immunity."
You buy a Canadian Alliance membership since "the only people who ever win are those in an alliance."
When giving out your phone number, you give people your cell number, pager number, and coconut phone number.
When someone tells you you're going on a picnic, you immediately assume that all you'll be eating are Doritos and Mountain Dew.
You scour the local health food store for chicken feed.
You deliberately cook all your rice mushy because you know it will "piss Jerri off".
Whenever your girlfriend so much as mentions chocolate, you stand up and shout "The Colbster (or Danster, or Jamester or whatever your name is) is not a Hershey Bar!!!"
You throw buckets on water on people you don't like.
You justify all your actions by saying: "It's what Mike would have wanted us to do."
You think the Gore-Bush deadlock should have been decided on "previous votes."
At 12:50 every day, you announce: "The tribe has spoken. It's time to go...to Biology."
You plant beef jerkey in your friends backpack and when he leaves you tell people that you think he's been smuggling jerkey "behind our backs."
You find the mere mention of beef jerkey funny.
When voting in the provincial election voting booth, you neatly print "RALPH" on your ballot, then hold it up and say: "Ralph, if you were dying of thirst in the..."
You force yourself to watch VH1 Rock 'N Roll jeopardy just to see more of Jeff Probst.
Whenever you use a candle snuffer, you insist on saying: "The tribe has spoken."
You get the innexplicable urge to wave your finger in the face of any vegetarians you know.
You no longer talk to anyone you know named Jerri.