I made it back! Finally! I wasn't sure I ever would see my real life again, but here I am, 15 hours back in and feeling much better, much less wound up.
Monday, I'll take some for-real claims, though under close supervision. I have my state licenses in my wallet, and I'm confident that I passed the company-specific certifications yesterday. My grade in the class before Friday was high, so I have no worries.
I am woefully behind on all of my blog reading, so if anything I should know about happened in the last five weeks, let me know!