I just realized that I'm really happy with my life right now.
My fifty year old neighbor is fascinated with me.
I'll see him at least 3 times a day when I go outside to have a cigarette, but he'll go out of his way to ask my roommate if I smoke..?
I would be a little scared but from the conversations I've had with him, I think it's safe to assume he's mentally retarded. He lives with his aunt and uncle, doesn't have a job and goes to community college, still taking basic courses. I don't want to judge him, but god, he freaks me the fuck out. 'John'