Sweet Ass Motherfuckers: Part I
This entry is dedicated to Matt Michalski, properly pronounced "Matt Mishlawski"
Matt is my friend. He's a pretty sweet motherfucker. One time, he bought a motorcycle, so all of ODC did. He wears a leather jacket just like Nathan, Carl, and I.
He's really smart. We have a special bond because we talk about all of the books we've both read. We're both pollacks and we both don't like frosting on our cupcakes. WE both have cool dads, "special" brothers, and sisters that play Volleyball. We also share several likes and dislikes (people, places, random shit...)
Matt has a special talent too... He's ALWAYS more pissed than you'll ever be. At any point, he might flip out and kill somebody... Which would be awesome and very ninja like.
Next year, Matt will be my roommate. We signed a lease together and move in on August 1st. We will spend our time watching sweet shit on TV, playing video games, and making fun of Molly.
Matt is a sweet ass motherfucker.
![]()
Matt is my friend. He's a pretty sweet motherfucker. One time, he bought a motorcycle, so all of ODC did. He wears a leather jacket just like Nathan, Carl, and I.
He's really smart. We have a special bond because we talk about all of the books we've both read. We're both pollacks and we both don't like frosting on our cupcakes. WE both have cool dads, "special" brothers, and sisters that play Volleyball. We also share several likes and dislikes (people, places, random shit...)
Matt has a special talent too... He's ALWAYS more pissed than you'll ever be. At any point, he might flip out and kill somebody... Which would be awesome and very ninja like.
Next year, Matt will be my roommate. We signed a lease together and move in on August 1st. We will spend our time watching sweet shit on TV, playing video games, and making fun of Molly.
Matt is a sweet ass motherfucker.