a wall inside my heart now
Mr. Kramer thinks I am a trouble maker now. He thinks I fucking wanted him to turn the water on so the shower would waterfall down.
today was fun. ok.
Scary thing happened tonite...
I was watchin the tube and all of the sudden some one knocked on the door, and i was like WHAT THE FUCK
so I walked over to the door and there is this guy with long hair [past his shoulders] leaning against my door looking in the window
I thought to myself, should I open it? its 11 o clock..it could be a rapist!
you know me, rebel without a fucking cause goes and opens the door...knowing that was like the MOST unsafe thing to do when you are home alone at 11 o clock at night and you're a PRETTY girl.
Guess who's a dumbass? JESSE'S A DUMBASS!
Turns out, that it was this kid Zack that me and Adam were friends with when we were little who I've known since I was fucking 3 years old.
But it's not really my fault I was scared, I mean, last time I saw him his hair was super short! and that was less than two years ago. ITS NOT MY FAULT HE MOVED TO NEW ORLEANS FOR A YEAR AND A HALF. krazy. And guess what he says to me? "Gosh I didn't even recognize you jesse" He looked hotter with short hair...I gotta say..He looks kinda like Isaac Hanson, in his ugly days [any hanson fan knows, NOBODY LIKED IKE!]...Although Zack is far from ugly, he still has that boho look to him and it's just not workin. haha that's funny, his name is zack and he looks like a hanson, just not zac hanson. yeah...i'm weird. ok.
Take the Which Madonna Video Are You? Quiz
What color should your hair be?!
i'm a fuckin punk ass beeyotch according to this quiz! hahahahaha
You're the 80's Man!
No, you're not a cross-dresser. You're just the odd-shaped 80's lego man! You love the classic legos, and you're not into all these new-fangled expensive kits. Why settle for the new when the old is just as good, and far less expensive!
Take the "What Lego character are you?" test! by ctbx
aaah krystle, you've gotta take this one. This is one badass motherfucker of a quiz. hahahaha
which Shakira are you?
by divachop and phantomx86
Which Dashboard Confessional Song Are You?
By Tiffany
1. Have you ever been kissed or kissed anyone ? SURE!
2. Who was the last person you kissed ? hmmm...jeff
3. Who made the first move to kiss ? not sure...could have been mutual...maybe not...
4. Whats the longest time you ever waited for that "first kiss" from your bf/gf ? too long
5. Would you like to kiss more, less, or about the same ? more
6. Do you do anything special before kissing ? yeah..I eat orange peels dipped in sausage grease. WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN!?
7. Which do you prefer, lipsmack or french ? I prefer the spanish.
8. where do you prefer his/her hands to be while kissing ? I like his hands on my toes. Ok I lied...hips is a good spot. but wherever. WHO CARES
9. where are your hands while you're kissing ? in my ass...another lie. sorry..I am really bad at this truthtelling stuff
10.Do you think your bf/gf is a really good kisser? MAYBE IF I HAD ONE THEN I COULD TELL YOU
11.Do you think you are a really good kisser? ask my pillow! OOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT NOW MUTHAFUCKA! I never quite understood that...people told you to practice on yoru pillow in books that I read like are you there god it's me margaret, but how is that ANYTHING like that real thing??
12.Would you tell him/her if you thought your bf/gf were a bad kisser ? I should have
13.Would you break up with a bf/gf if they were a really bad kisser ? maybe
14.Do you talk about kissing your bf/gf with your friends ? ummm who doesn't? Don't even lie to me and say that you don't.
15.whats the longest time you have kissed without stopping ? I'm not sure...all I know is more than an hour...It's not like I time these things..WAIT BEFORE WE START LET ME GET OUT THE STOP WATCH!
16.Would you kiss in public (in front of people) ? Yes...I would have sex in a train if that's what you are implying cuz I know you are.
17.Where is the worse place you ever kissed ? Well when I was sitting inside of the Giant's toilet from Jack and the beanstalk..that was pretty uncomfortable...And I had to kiss his ass.
18.Where is the best place you ever kissed ? I was inside of Frank's nursery and crafts and this old black man with gray hair, suspenders, glasses, and a wide brimmed straw hat kissed my neck. oh man, what a time that was. am I lying again?
19.What would your worse kiss be like ? 2 words- black rob
20.What would your perfect kiss be like ? UPSIDE DOWN LIKE IN SPIDERMAN BUT WITHOUT THE RAIN!
today was fun. ok.
Scary thing happened tonite...
I was watchin the tube and all of the sudden some one knocked on the door, and i was like WHAT THE FUCK
so I walked over to the door and there is this guy with long hair [past his shoulders] leaning against my door looking in the window
I thought to myself, should I open it? its 11 o clock..it could be a rapist!
you know me, rebel without a fucking cause goes and opens the door...knowing that was like the MOST unsafe thing to do when you are home alone at 11 o clock at night and you're a PRETTY girl.
Guess who's a dumbass? JESSE'S A DUMBASS!
Turns out, that it was this kid Zack that me and Adam were friends with when we were little who I've known since I was fucking 3 years old.
But it's not really my fault I was scared, I mean, last time I saw him his hair was super short! and that was less than two years ago. ITS NOT MY FAULT HE MOVED TO NEW ORLEANS FOR A YEAR AND A HALF. krazy. And guess what he says to me? "Gosh I didn't even recognize you jesse" He looked hotter with short hair...I gotta say..He looks kinda like Isaac Hanson, in his ugly days [any hanson fan knows, NOBODY LIKED IKE!]...Although Zack is far from ugly, he still has that boho look to him and it's just not workin. haha that's funny, his name is zack and he looks like a hanson, just not zac hanson. yeah...i'm weird. ok.
Take the Which Madonna Video Are You? Quiz
What color should your hair be?!
i'm a fuckin punk ass beeyotch according to this quiz! hahahahaha
You're the 80's Man!
No, you're not a cross-dresser. You're just the odd-shaped 80's lego man! You love the classic legos, and you're not into all these new-fangled expensive kits. Why settle for the new when the old is just as good, and far less expensive!
Take the "What Lego character are you?" test! by ctbx
aaah krystle, you've gotta take this one. This is one badass motherfucker of a quiz. hahahaha
which Shakira are you?
by divachop and phantomx86
Which Dashboard Confessional Song Are You?
By Tiffany
1. Have you ever been kissed or kissed anyone ? SURE!
2. Who was the last person you kissed ? hmmm...jeff
3. Who made the first move to kiss ? not sure...could have been mutual...maybe not...
4. Whats the longest time you ever waited for that "first kiss" from your bf/gf ? too long
5. Would you like to kiss more, less, or about the same ? more
6. Do you do anything special before kissing ? yeah..I eat orange peels dipped in sausage grease. WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN!?
7. Which do you prefer, lipsmack or french ? I prefer the spanish.
8. where do you prefer his/her hands to be while kissing ? I like his hands on my toes. Ok I lied...hips is a good spot. but wherever. WHO CARES
9. where are your hands while you're kissing ? in my ass...another lie. sorry..I am really bad at this truthtelling stuff
10.Do you think your bf/gf is a really good kisser? MAYBE IF I HAD ONE THEN I COULD TELL YOU
11.Do you think you are a really good kisser? ask my pillow! OOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT NOW MUTHAFUCKA! I never quite understood that...people told you to practice on yoru pillow in books that I read like are you there god it's me margaret, but how is that ANYTHING like that real thing??
12.Would you tell him/her if you thought your bf/gf were a bad kisser ? I should have
13.Would you break up with a bf/gf if they were a really bad kisser ? maybe
14.Do you talk about kissing your bf/gf with your friends ? ummm who doesn't? Don't even lie to me and say that you don't.
15.whats the longest time you have kissed without stopping ? I'm not sure...all I know is more than an hour...It's not like I time these things..WAIT BEFORE WE START LET ME GET OUT THE STOP WATCH!
16.Would you kiss in public (in front of people) ? Yes...I would have sex in a train if that's what you are implying cuz I know you are.
17.Where is the worse place you ever kissed ? Well when I was sitting inside of the Giant's toilet from Jack and the beanstalk..that was pretty uncomfortable...And I had to kiss his ass.
18.Where is the best place you ever kissed ? I was inside of Frank's nursery and crafts and this old black man with gray hair, suspenders, glasses, and a wide brimmed straw hat kissed my neck. oh man, what a time that was. am I lying again?
19.What would your worse kiss be like ? 2 words- black rob
20.What would your perfect kiss be like ? UPSIDE DOWN LIKE IN SPIDERMAN BUT WITHOUT THE RAIN!