Midnight Hat-Hunting

Feb 22, 2006 00:00

Have you ever lost something, and then immediately forgotten that you've lost it? Have you then, months later, remembered that you once had your now-lost item? Did you get pissed off?

Such is the case with me, and my Oregon Shakespeare Festival hat.

It is grey, with raised lettering on the front that says Shakepeare. Along the side of the bill, it says "The Play's The Thing" in black lettering. There is a red "O" on the back.

I realized about an hour ago that I haven't seen it for a while, and I have been tearing my possessions apart looking for it, to no avail.

This is very frustrating. So much so, that if I don't find it tommorow, I am going to take my very meager bank account, and use it to purchase a duplicate online. (And inevitably, I will then find the original.)

So, if you know the whereabouts of my beloved hat, contact your local police department. Or Me.
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