tighty whities
An event that will stay frozen in time happened last night, a cold night in January. Greg and I were going to Kroger to be spontaneaous and get a milkshake when we pulled off our street. I saw a light beckoning me from the house directly in front of us. I looked inside the window and saw a man, an older man. Before I saw the details of his outfit I mentioned "Greg that is the house where they get the mail in their underwear." But before I could finish that sentence I saw a sight gastly to all mankind. I started screaming "OH NO, OH NO." In the light the figure started to take shape in the light of the window. I saw the thing no young girl should ever see, THE MAN WAS WALKING AROUND IN AN UNDERSHIRT AND TIGHTY WHITIES! It was terrifying. Now upon me screaming "OH NO, OH NO" Greg for some reason thought someone was chasing us (lets be honest how often does one chase a car at 1 in the morning" so he sped up and acted all dramatic like he was the one who had seen that ghastly sight of a 60 year old in tighty whities. He didn't see what I saw, I saw it. I am scarred for life. Thine eyes has seen the glory of the coming of the Lord!