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THE BASICALLY BASIC+
Who may you be? Jess
How long have you fought the good fight for? 17 years (almost 18 weee)
What were you doing before this survey? watching 8th & Ocean
What would you really rather be doing? eating a Big Mac
Zodiac Sign? taurus
+PEOPLE WHO GIVE YOU CANDY+
Your bestest friend? janet, erin, steph, melissa, danny, megan
How many people can stand talking to you? everyone because I am so amazing
How many of them do you absolutely trust? 5-7
Who do you get along with no matter what? everyone... I guess I'm just a likeafuckingable person
Do you have a GF/BF? nope
If not, why not? because boyfriends suck. duh.
If so, what makes them speshul? the fact that some fucking moron spelled "special" "speshul" I am not going to dignify this question with a respnse
If not, do you have a crush or muse? yes mam
When was the first time you at least thought you were in love? um 10th grade
Do you find love or does love find you? maybe a little bit of both?
+PERSONALITY QUESTIONS+
At a party, you're usually the one who... gets piss ass drunk
Optimist or pessimist? little bit of both
Outspoken or shy? outspoken usually
How do you express yourself (ie. drawing, music, writing)? haha I dont know
If you were a saturday morning cartoon, which one would you be? pepper ann biznatch
Favourite colour? pink
What kind of a drunk are you? happy, loud, sometimes sad, flirty
Does your family have a history of addiction (to anything)? yes
+RANDOM QUESTIONS+
Have you ever attempted to find out how man licks it takes to get to the end of a tootsie pop in the name of science? nope
Do you own a blog? nah
What was your first ambition, or thing you wanted to be in llfe? an actress... God knows why
Favourite kind of pizza? plain
In highschool you were/are a?... bitch
What would be the catchy or witty title of your famous autobiography? "Dont Get Mad... Get Even"
What have you done in the name of human rights? nothing really
What was the last movie you watched? corpse bride
Was it worth it? yeah it was cute
If you have a job, what do you enjoy about it?
What do you absolutely hate about it?
What do you usually dislike people for? annoying, slutty, lying, goody goody, fake, too faced
Who is the worst musician/act that should have never conspired? um...... JESSICA FUCKING SIMPSON
If no other bands weren't allowed to play music and a super group had to be formed, who would you put in it? adam lazzarra, andrew mcmahon, adam levine, travis barker, conor oberst, dave grohl
Why is George Bush still president? uh
PC or Macintosh? How many computers? PC 4
What speshul deformities (physically or mentally) separate you? stoppit wit the "speshul"
What was the last song that was stuck in your head? radio - alkaline trio
What do you think society/humanity/the world will be like in the year 3000? i dont know. go away.
Pick a word you learned recently and explain what it means... i dont learn
What was the first song you ever downloaded from the internet? who the hell knows
Which area of science/health should we be focusing on? cancer, AIDS
Pick a quote of any kind that describes you recently... "live sucks, and then you die"
What is the longest distance you have ever walked? ummmm... probably from the bowling alley to my house
What is the longest distance you have ever travelled, or where did you go? california haha
Pick a song you like from a genre you don't like... these boots are made for walking
What was the happiest dream you've had? i had certain relations with a certain person
What IM client/service do you use? AIM
What sport do you like the most? i dont "do" sports
What sport do you wanna try out? idk
What would you name your next pet? idk depends on what pet
Was there ever an event that made you change your perspective on life, what was it? nose job
Write a metaphor for your life? this is how it goes.... sometimes youre flush and sometimes youre bust.... but life goes on remember that