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[jesse_bradford]

Being red blooded men and women, it is inevitable that we have a decision or several in the past we regret despite what we may tell others. This is a world where the cleanest surfaces have inconspicuous scratches and the sweetest flavors a mildly bitter aftertaste. Now, I typically would be the first to declare that had I the opportunity to go back

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[emilyivancamp]

I think you would look great with Double D's like Dolly. Just saying.

[jesse_bradford]

Well thank you. Just you wait until I finally go to Dollywood, I'll be a changed person.

[emilyivancamp]

Can I take pictures?

[jesse_bradford]

If you don't mind snapping away for over ten hours. We're gonna soak up all we can from that experience, I tell ya.

[emilyivancamp]

I am a little photography nut. As long as I get bathroom breaks, and you feed me I'm happy. OH! Question. Although this might change everything. Would you rather have the D's and voice of Dolly or the D's and voice of Jessica Simpson? I just noticed your name field.

[jesse_bradford]

Well, I'd of course have the singing styles of country sensation Dolly Parton! Really, the only time I wish I had Jessica's pipes are when I'm in the shower belting out "I Think I'm in Love" and her recent stuff isn't quite cutting it. Dolly on the other hand is timeless. Jiggle jiggle.

[emilyivancamp]

I agree with you on Jessica actually. I loved her earlier stuff. The last CD didn't really grab me at all, and I was kind of sad about it. Dolly is amazing. I mean she was singing 'I will always love you' before Whitney. Don't get me started on Whitney!

[jesse_bradford]

Dude, that song is completely and only Dolly's. You could tell she meant it, and Whitney was technically good but she sounded like she was singing it for her cable dude. Sigh, Whitney.

[emilyivancamp]

Now I want to go look for that song and listen to it. The Dolly version. Not the Whitney one, by the way. Maybe that will get Fergie out of my head. Whitney was singing it for a role. You know that's cool and all. Plus, you know Costner is not too bad looking in that movie for an old guy.

[jesse_bradford]

Kevin Costner was a handsome guy, but let's get back to the topic of you with Fergie stuck in your head. Now we know this is a tough addiction, but Emily understand that I am here for you and we all love and care for you. You need to find a way to get out of this before it does serious internal and external damage to you and those around you. Look at Milo Ventimiglia, he's lost all credibility due to being too close to Fergie. I hear these days he can't sleep at night. So Emily, save yourself. This is an intervention!

[emilyivancamp]

Turns off 'Big Girls Don't Cry.' I am now hanging my head in shame. It is such a catchy song. You know it could be worse though. It could be Ashlee Simpson! Glances over at Fergie CD ... hmm! Jesse. This isn't going to be easy. I can at least still sleep at night. I have woken up out of a dead sleep belting out the chorus, which some people are probably thankful for!

[jesse_bradford]

I would prefer Ashlee Simpson to Fergie any day, 'cause at least Ashlee makes me giggle while Fergie makes me scream like a girl scout. I think any person on the fence of suicide living nearby has made their decision if you did indeed wake up screaming the chorus.

[emilyivancamp]

I wouldn't want to be the cause of anyone's needless death by my choice in music. Ashlee just gets on my nerves. It's like nails scratching on a chalkboard.

[jesse_bradford]

I wouldn't call Fergie's stuff music, I call them audio skits. :D And oh no you di'n! You really shouldn't say that. She's.... *watching.*

[emilyivancamp]

Audio skits. Hmm. Shit. Oops? Hide me?

[jesse_bradford]

Fergie deserves her own segments on MadTV. Quick, under my shirt! She'll never look for you there. She's skittish! Mmm. Oh yeah.