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You know how most people associate themselves with their heroes? Some people humbly say they'd like to be more like their parents. Others say they want to be more like Gandhi. Some others may name a former president when asked who they try to be like. If you ask me who I try to be more like - aside from Hendrix and his crazy crazy skills - the person I try to emulate is in fact Willa Ford. 'Cause see, she came out with "I Wanna Be Bad" back in ye olde days of yore. Big splash! Woo, errbody know who dis Willa chick be! Then back to oblivion. Then "Dancing with the Stars," WOO WILLA BE BACK Y'ALLZ. Then fade into oblivion again. And then I guarantee you when that Anna Nicole Smith (R.I.P.) biopic comes out, errbody gone be back to WILLA FEVAAA. AFFORD THE FORD! FREE WILLA! 'Cause that's kind of like me. I mean, Bring It On and Swimfan - TEEN GIRLS BE WANTIN' MINIATURE BRADFORDS IN DEY BELLIES. Then I fade into oblivion. That porn tape never got out, either. And then comes... wait, teen girls don't watch Indies. And I don't know if they watched Flags of our Fathers for me, Ryan, or Paul. Or you know, for the actual story.
Did you know that M&Ms were developed so that soldiers could eat candy without getting their fingers sticky? True story! Like, back then they had taffy and caramels and regular chocolates, and you know how if you hold them for a couple of seconds, they melt? Yeah, well apparently the dudes that made M&Ms invented the shell to prevent such a thing. But you know, it didn't work out too well for that purpose 'cause whenever I have a bag and try to eat some while watching TV, I get distracted when an infomercial comes on, like one for the AbTronic and I get like, SHIT! Look how that shaky thing makes that morbidly obese person all skinny and sexy, it doesn't even look like the same dude! and my eyes get glued to the screen 'cause it's so amazing and in the meantime, the M&M shells melt in my hand and I eat them and I'm like SHIT, it's sticky! So in your face, M&M makers! Or something.
Oh by the way, I have a job again. YAY!
And this update was a result of two nudges that came in a couple of days. This is the first multiple nudging I had. Although I'm feeling bruises come up in my buttocks area due to all the nudging. I bruise like a peach! Not the ripe, fuzzy ones but the extra watery ones with the honey in it? Yeah those bruise pretty bad real easy. They be what my buttocks are made of.
Did you know that M&Ms were developed so that soldiers could eat candy without getting their fingers sticky? True story! Like, back then they had taffy and caramels and regular chocolates, and you know how if you hold them for a couple of seconds, they melt? Yeah, well apparently the dudes that made M&Ms invented the shell to prevent such a thing. But you know, it didn't work out too well for that purpose 'cause whenever I have a bag and try to eat some while watching TV, I get distracted when an infomercial comes on, like one for the AbTronic and I get like, SHIT! Look how that shaky thing makes that morbidly obese person all skinny and sexy, it doesn't even look like the same dude! and my eyes get glued to the screen 'cause it's so amazing and in the meantime, the M&M shells melt in my hand and I eat them and I'm like SHIT, it's sticky! So in your face, M&M makers! Or something.
Oh by the way, I have a job again. YAY!
And this update was a result of two nudges that came in a couple of days. This is the first multiple nudging I had. Although I'm feeling bruises come up in my buttocks area due to all the nudging. I bruise like a peach! Not the ripe, fuzzy ones but the extra watery ones with the honey in it? Yeah those bruise pretty bad real easy. They be what my buttocks are made of.