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[jesse_bradford]

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[jessicacbiel]

Walmart, eh? You classy bloke. You've been on my tv all weekend, and it's weirding me out. So stop it immediately.

[jesse_bradford]

I'm amazed at how you read through that. I will stop being on your television as soon as you buy my DVDs.

[jessicacbiel]

Haha it took me from the moment you posted up until I finally commented to decipher it, honestly. It's sad, I've only got Romeo and Juliet and Bring It On. But Happy Endings is one fucked up movie, kid.

[jesse_bradford]

Man but you pulled through, you should win a prize or something. Haha, what's a DVD collection without Bring it On? Sigh Happy Endings is not for the faint of head unfortunately.

[jessicacbiel]

Take me out dancing and we'll call it even steven. It's a shitty DVD collection, is what it is. No ma'am. I've seen it three times now (in the time span of 48 hours) and still am not sure I caught it all.

[jesse_bradford]

Okay, but I'm Jesse. And I will step on your feet. And Bring It On was a contemporary masterpiece! Well, I'll be sure to pass that along to Don Roos and say his plan worked.

[jessicacbiel]

Oh don't worry, I'm Jesse. I can take the pain. "Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded. What you do is a tiny, pathetic subset of dancing. I will attempt to turn your robotic routines into poetry, written with the human body. Follow me or perish, sweater monkeys." Best line in a movie, ever. How did it not win any awards? Did anyone end up with a happy ending?

[jesse_bradford]

So that makes me Jessica? Hahaha, sweater monkeys. In addition to the spirit fingers ordeal. Can't get enough of that. I don't know if it did win awards, but they finally let me into award ceremonies after that movie. So hey, I win. Well technically they all did end up with happy endings. But then again it's up to interpretation.

[jessicacbiel]

Only if you want to be? Oh, spirit fingers, the one thing that will live through ages. Haha well, cheers to that. I think it's just that I had too much trouble trying to remember names and reading. Fuck. I'm going to have to watch again. My, what a pimpalicious icon that is.

[jesse_bradford]

I don't know, I kinda like being Jesse. Fifth time's a charm? I know, right? And yet I'm pasty white.