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[jesse_bradford]

I have a bone to pick with Tootsie Roll Industries, Inc. I love the rolls just as much as the next guy, but it seems as though the manufacturers didn't pay particular attention to the confectionery's vulnerability to heat. When I bought this pack of Tootsie Rolls at the supermarket, and when I had the first one of the bunch, it was heavenly. It was

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[n_campbell]

It's when you try to eat one of those tootsie rolls in bed, when it's limp and sticky, that's when it gets difficult.

[jesse_bradford]

I agree, it causes certain traumatic dilemmas. But you know, that kind of sounds wrong how you put it.

[n_campbell]

You don't think limp and sticky in bed would be difficult?

[jesse_bradford]

Well, yeah! It'd be the most difficult kind of problem ever, no matter how you look at it. It needs to be hard and smooth.

[n_campbell]

And the sticky bit should stay inside until just the right moment.

[jesse_bradford]

It shouldn't pop out at least until you've sucked the sweet stuff.