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Today has been MARVELLOUS! I went on a HUGE adventure with Soph and i'm going to tell it to you all about it once i've told you about two other adventures i had with some other friends of mine.
(MINI ADVENTURE TIME!! Gareth rang me on saturday night when i was very drunk and he was very drunk cos he was going to alton towers, it was funny)
adventure number one. so, last afternoon (sunday) i went to the pub with sean, chris, craig, sam and hannah. we went at four and by about 7 were quite bored, so we thought it'd be a good idea to go to quasar/bowling on newport road. we got there and waited for 9 o'clock to arrive so we could play quasar, we went upstairs to find it was shut, after chris had paid 50p for a locker. so we went bowling instead (i went bowling twice that day as i'd been bowling with my family in the morning) it was muchos fun even though the quasar thing was a bit of a buzzkill.
adventure number two. well, this morning i had a phonecall off sean inviting me to go to quasar in barry as we didnt get to play the night before, i was rather excited at the idea and jumped at the chance. so sean chris and i met luke and his friend ben outside the quasar....which was closed. (quasars being closed are the biggest form of buzzkill this weekend)after this we walked to morrissons, and then i walked to sophies....
adventure number three. *Knock knock* Sophie opened the door and I stood there. I suggested we go out so Soph made me a cucumber sandwhich and we headed off to the train station and went on a bare mission. "To the petrol station", I declared and pointed with my very forceful finger. Soph purchased some matches and we as brothers henced forth on our mission to the "Old Harbour" as soph calls it, it's the old loveboat place really. We got there and plopped ourselves onto a stony wall. Sophie looked in my bag and asked that we smoke my cigars. "Let's be pure barrrrrrrrd and infiltrate our lungs with smoke and other dangerous toxins", she said.
"Tut tut tut", I tutted. "You'll try anything once Soph" I said. And so Soph smoked her first cigar, she didnt like it, so i smoked two and she had one, twas yummy.
Then we saw something squiggling across the wall where soph was trying to build a fire. Low and behold it was a wormy thing. Milford, was his name and being gay was his game. Soph was tryig to set fire to it and i put my cigar out on it cos it scared me and i thought he might quite enjoy it in some sexual way. It curled up and looked in pain. We started to torture it by covering it with a box in the hope that it would make the box move and we could film it, he just wasnt strong or wiggly enough. Then Soph took pictures of herself looking pure barrrd,
i took pictures of the scenery,
not wanting to leave Milford out we also took pictures of him too.
We had lots of fun. Milford didn't but hey... that's life. We set him free only for him to try and commit suicide, so we left it to him, i wish him luck trying to wiggle his way into gods good books after that. Makes sense though, he was probably traumatised anyway.
(MINI ADVENTURE TIME!! Gareth rang me on saturday night when i was very drunk and he was very drunk cos he was going to alton towers, it was funny)
adventure number one. so, last afternoon (sunday) i went to the pub with sean, chris, craig, sam and hannah. we went at four and by about 7 were quite bored, so we thought it'd be a good idea to go to quasar/bowling on newport road. we got there and waited for 9 o'clock to arrive so we could play quasar, we went upstairs to find it was shut, after chris had paid 50p for a locker. so we went bowling instead (i went bowling twice that day as i'd been bowling with my family in the morning) it was muchos fun even though the quasar thing was a bit of a buzzkill.
adventure number two. well, this morning i had a phonecall off sean inviting me to go to quasar in barry as we didnt get to play the night before, i was rather excited at the idea and jumped at the chance. so sean chris and i met luke and his friend ben outside the quasar....which was closed. (quasars being closed are the biggest form of buzzkill this weekend)after this we walked to morrissons, and then i walked to sophies....
adventure number three. *Knock knock* Sophie opened the door and I stood there. I suggested we go out so Soph made me a cucumber sandwhich and we headed off to the train station and went on a bare mission. "To the petrol station", I declared and pointed with my very forceful finger. Soph purchased some matches and we as brothers henced forth on our mission to the "Old Harbour" as soph calls it, it's the old loveboat place really. We got there and plopped ourselves onto a stony wall. Sophie looked in my bag and asked that we smoke my cigars. "Let's be pure barrrrrrrrd and infiltrate our lungs with smoke and other dangerous toxins", she said.
"Tut tut tut", I tutted. "You'll try anything once Soph" I said. And so Soph smoked her first cigar, she didnt like it, so i smoked two and she had one, twas yummy.
Then we saw something squiggling across the wall where soph was trying to build a fire. Low and behold it was a wormy thing. Milford, was his name and being gay was his game. Soph was tryig to set fire to it and i put my cigar out on it cos it scared me and i thought he might quite enjoy it in some sexual way. It curled up and looked in pain. We started to torture it by covering it with a box in the hope that it would make the box move and we could film it, he just wasnt strong or wiggly enough. Then Soph took pictures of herself looking pure barrrd,
i took pictures of the scenery,
not wanting to leave Milford out we also took pictures of him too.
We had lots of fun. Milford didn't but hey... that's life. We set him free only for him to try and commit suicide, so we left it to him, i wish him luck trying to wiggle his way into gods good books after that. Makes sense though, he was probably traumatised anyway.