Why do I have to continue seeing these shows on television?
Ok after some serious thought (and too many nights stuck in my house) I have decided that these are the worst current popular shows on television.
#1 SUNSET TAN
Talk about the lamest reason to make a television show ever. AND these people actually think that because they're giving people tans they make them more active and create in people a reason to eat healthy. They also think they're rock stars.
I did think it was funny in one episode how Ania didn't know what the word bigot was.
JESUS!
Erin is the only sort of laid back character besides the owner who doesn't look like he's 60, but Erin's not pretty so maybe that's why.
AND THE OLLY GIRLS! Jesus Christ! Are you serious? I just want to beat them down, but as Joel McHale said, they probably consist of the same substance as a nerf football.
#2 MILLION DOLLAR LISTING
My real problem with this show is the one guy who has constant helmet hair and talks weird. He is THE most conceited, unattractive, did I mention he talks creepy?, guy I know. He thinks he's the shit, but I have never seen such an ugly mannequin not only come to life, but also sell houses!
And that other guy with the horribly pubic hair resembling beard. What the hell? He looks like a kid that tried to dress up for Halloween as a Hobo by put coffee grounds all over his face.
I don't really have any beef with Madison.
#3 DATE MY EX
First of all, there is nothing endearing or important about Joe. I think she's a self centered, greasy, orange, carpet bagger. She shows no gratitude for anything Slade has ever done for her, even though it's obvious that he is still a complete and unyielding sucker for this dumb bitch, she has an ugly nose and her conversation consists of LC's vocabulary (that mainly being she smiles a lot, acts like she knows what's going on, and then calls her friends behind your back to tell them how much you suck).
I think she is one of the lamest people I have ever encountered on television, and if Slade has any sense he will kick everyone out of his house and go out and find a hotter trophy wife who is actually grateful for all his money. Cause for some reason I'm guessing that she's not paying for that fucking apartment!
And yes, I have a soft spot for Slade because he looks a bit like the guy from Six Feet Under, but that is the only reason why. I SWEAR!
And last but not least
#4 I LOVE MONEY
The Entertainer just makes me want to puke every time I see him. It's like they took the word skeezy and molded it into a man.
The end.
#1 SUNSET TAN
Talk about the lamest reason to make a television show ever. AND these people actually think that because they're giving people tans they make them more active and create in people a reason to eat healthy. They also think they're rock stars.
I did think it was funny in one episode how Ania didn't know what the word bigot was.
JESUS!
Erin is the only sort of laid back character besides the owner who doesn't look like he's 60, but Erin's not pretty so maybe that's why.
AND THE OLLY GIRLS! Jesus Christ! Are you serious? I just want to beat them down, but as Joel McHale said, they probably consist of the same substance as a nerf football.
#2 MILLION DOLLAR LISTING
My real problem with this show is the one guy who has constant helmet hair and talks weird. He is THE most conceited, unattractive, did I mention he talks creepy?, guy I know. He thinks he's the shit, but I have never seen such an ugly mannequin not only come to life, but also sell houses!
And that other guy with the horribly pubic hair resembling beard. What the hell? He looks like a kid that tried to dress up for Halloween as a Hobo by put coffee grounds all over his face.
I don't really have any beef with Madison.
#3 DATE MY EX
First of all, there is nothing endearing or important about Joe. I think she's a self centered, greasy, orange, carpet bagger. She shows no gratitude for anything Slade has ever done for her, even though it's obvious that he is still a complete and unyielding sucker for this dumb bitch, she has an ugly nose and her conversation consists of LC's vocabulary (that mainly being she smiles a lot, acts like she knows what's going on, and then calls her friends behind your back to tell them how much you suck).
I think she is one of the lamest people I have ever encountered on television, and if Slade has any sense he will kick everyone out of his house and go out and find a hotter trophy wife who is actually grateful for all his money. Cause for some reason I'm guessing that she's not paying for that fucking apartment!
And yes, I have a soft spot for Slade because he looks a bit like the guy from Six Feet Under, but that is the only reason why. I SWEAR!
And last but not least
#4 I LOVE MONEY
The Entertainer just makes me want to puke every time I see him. It's like they took the word skeezy and molded it into a man.
The end.