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Okay this will only be funny to me:
When I was in London I lived with the weirdest girl ever. She thought she was a Vampire and would hiss when anyone opened the curtains to look outside in the morning. She was also the most socially awkward person I think I have ever met in my life. I don't know why but I started thinking about her today and I can't stop laughing at a couple events that she was a part of. Firstly, she was the reason we had to change the computer systems so that they self-deleted all downloaded files every hour...she seriously downloaded so much fucking porn that we had to get new computers because the old ones had so many viruses haha!!
Then another time she walked in to the kitchen where my lovely Kiwi friend Amalia (who got deported in Prague :( ) was making lunch. Without any sort of small chat this is the conversation they then had.
Latvia (Anna): Have you ever been depressed?
Amalia: Uh... I'm sure I have been before?
Latvia: Sometimes it's better when your dead.
Okay and I know that sounds just awful because suicide isn't funny for anyone, you just have to understand how much of a wannabe vampire/goth chick Latvia was. And poor Amalia aka the sweetest person ever just did NOT know what to do with this! She was so offended!
Lastly, the first time I met Anna I was drinking (shocking) with the boys downstairs.
Darren: Anna would you like to come have a drink?
Anna: No, you seem boring.
Darren: Are you doing anything better?
Anna: No, but boredom is contagious so I have to leave now.
*cue everyone laughing as soon as she left because we knew she was going to her room to watch anime porn*
Ah Latvia.
We actually got to be kind of friends by the end of my stay. Mostly because I was actually nice to her and tried to ignore her more bizarre behavior.
SORRY I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE POINT OF THIS WAS.
xoxo
When I was in London I lived with the weirdest girl ever. She thought she was a Vampire and would hiss when anyone opened the curtains to look outside in the morning. She was also the most socially awkward person I think I have ever met in my life. I don't know why but I started thinking about her today and I can't stop laughing at a couple events that she was a part of. Firstly, she was the reason we had to change the computer systems so that they self-deleted all downloaded files every hour...she seriously downloaded so much fucking porn that we had to get new computers because the old ones had so many viruses haha!!
Then another time she walked in to the kitchen where my lovely Kiwi friend Amalia (who got deported in Prague :( ) was making lunch. Without any sort of small chat this is the conversation they then had.
Latvia (Anna): Have you ever been depressed?
Amalia: Uh... I'm sure I have been before?
Latvia: Sometimes it's better when your dead.
Okay and I know that sounds just awful because suicide isn't funny for anyone, you just have to understand how much of a wannabe vampire/goth chick Latvia was. And poor Amalia aka the sweetest person ever just did NOT know what to do with this! She was so offended!
Lastly, the first time I met Anna I was drinking (shocking) with the boys downstairs.
Darren: Anna would you like to come have a drink?
Anna: No, you seem boring.
Darren: Are you doing anything better?
Anna: No, but boredom is contagious so I have to leave now.
*cue everyone laughing as soon as she left because we knew she was going to her room to watch anime porn*
Ah Latvia.
We actually got to be kind of friends by the end of my stay. Mostly because I was actually nice to her and tried to ignore her more bizarre behavior.
SORRY I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE POINT OF THIS WAS.
xoxo