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You know you're an obsessed Aerosmith fan when.....
You have every Aerosmith album, even a few doubles, "just in case".
You have a scarf somewhere in your room. You have a few that resemble Steven's and you even have a mic-stand to put it on!
You'd rather have a Les Paul than a car.
You know all lyrics by heart. *For drummers, you know the loops, bassists, you know the bass lines, and the guitarists, your know both the lead and rhythm beats)
You own copies of "Walk This Way" the autobiography, in hard edition and paperback.
You get offended when people consider Aerosmith one person.
You have a different Aerosmith t-shirt for every day of the week.
Getting backstage passes is more important to you than paying your bills.
Your AOL screename and/our E-mail address contain some sort of Aerosmith related word in it.
You call yourself *insert name here* Tyler.
You can do Steven's handspring.
You can scat like Steven, or try to.
You quote Aerosmith/Steven or a song of their's at least twice within every hour.
You jump around your house prentending to be Steven.
You drive people crazy, constantly answering with "Wkakakkakkaka!!!!"
You grow out your hair to the lenght of Steven's.
You don't care what anyone else say's, you KNOW that Aerosmith is the greatest band ever.
You have an Aerosmith tattoo.
You can name all the songs with the lyric "you got the right key baby, but the wrong keyhole".
You know when you will see Steven and the boys on television, heck, you knew about that 4 weeks ago!!
You know what decade was what, in Aerosmith history.
You can name the Aerosmith albums in order.
The radio station hates you because you constantly call, begging for tickets and backstage passes.
You try to shop for clothes simliar to the boy's. You might even ask for custom made clothes just so you can walk around in similar stuff.
You paint a black stripe down your fingernails. When asked why you do that, you just smile and start singing "Dream On" or "Sweet Emotion".
You know the meaning and reasons behind their songs and explain it to those who don't.
You moved to Boston.
You have a 10-inched knife, and named it "Big 10 Inch", just like Steven.
If you have a tattoo, you got it at the same place Steven did.
For Halloween, you and 4 friends dress up like Aerosmith.
You have pets named after Aerosmith or something Aerosmith related.
You named your children after one of the guys.
You have a wall dedicated to the band.
You wake up to the sounds of Aerosmith.
You own the Aerosmith movie collection. You can recite it too!
You only date people who like Aerosmith.
You don't like to wear shoes often, you'd rather be barefoot, like Steven!
You have performed an Aerosmith song infront of people... you even dressed the part.
Your phone number contains digits related to Aerosmith. (the last four numbers being a year of birth)
You created wallpaper out of Steven Tyler "Got Milk?" ads.
You own some of their records in vinyl.
Thought you'd enjoy this ;) almost ALL of this is true for me Have you know.